Another fresh comic strips for you. This time there are couple of them, probably can be categorized as adult comics. Click on the pictures to enlarge. Enjoy!
Funny ATM
Free Dinner
How Thorough are You?
There are many human faces in the picture below. Can you find them all?
Normal people found 6 of them.
Normal people found 6 of them.
If you find 8 of them, you have an extraordinary sense of observation.
If you find 9 of them, you have a sense of observation above the average.
If you find 10 of them, you are very observer.
If you find 11 and more, you are extremely observer.
Have fun!!
Encouraging Quotes
This is the new part of our blog; Quotes Section.
I've add some encouraging quotes to keep your spirit up and to remind you that we are lucky to be alive, so always have fun and enjoy your life!!!
To handle yourself use your head;
I've add some encouraging quotes to keep your spirit up and to remind you that we are lucky to be alive, so always have fun and enjoy your life!!!
Great minds discuss ideas;
Average minds discuss events;
Small minds discuss people
Average minds discuss events;
Small minds discuss people
Beautiful young people are acts of nature;
But beautiful old people are works of art
But beautiful old people are works of art
To handle yourself use your head;
To handle others use your heart
Believe in miracles, but don't depend on them
What you do today is getting you closer to where you want to be tomorrow
How to Smile
Have You Smiled Today ??
Do you know that smiled is contagious like influenza? Today someone smiled to me and I smiled back to him/her. Someone in the corner saw me smile, and he smiled too...
So if you feel like want to smile, don't hold back. Spread the virus of smiling all over the world. Let's make this world a better place by smiling.
Do you know how to smile? Let me show you how......
Now pass it on and make someone else smile !!!
Kamasutra Positions for Footballer
People always say that football, known as soccer in U.S., is a masculine sport. That's why football's player must be good in bed, right? Well, you don't need to see them on bed to know how good they're in s3x. Even in the field, some player still demonstrate if they really understand some good positions for your references. Enjoy!
This joke is just for fun, please don't be offended........
Animal Jokes
Another Jokes and Funny Stories....
On the first day of creation, God created the cat.
RABBIT
A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life. ‘Wow, this is great,’ he thought.
THE CREATION STORY ~ AS TOLD BY THE CAT
On the first day of creation, God created the cat.
On the second day, God created man to serve the cat.
On the third, God created all the animals of the earth to serve as potential food for the cat.
On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor for the good of the cat.
On the fifth day, God created the sparkle ball so that the cat might or might not play with it.
On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the cat healthy and the man broke.
On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but he had to scoop the litter-box.
On the third, God created all the animals of the earth to serve as potential food for the cat.
On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor for the good of the cat.
On the fifth day, God created the sparkle ball so that the cat might or might not play with it.
On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the cat healthy and the man broke.
On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but he had to scoop the litter-box.
RABBIT
A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life. ‘Wow, this is great,’ he thought.
It wasn’t long before he came to a hedge and, after squeezing under it he saw a wonderful sight lots of other bunny rabbits, all free and nibbling at the lush grass.
“Hey,” he called. “I’m a rabbit from the laboratory and I’ve just escaped. Are you wild rabbits?”
“Yes. Come and join us,” they cried.
Our friend hopped over to them and started eating the grass. It tasted so good. “What else do you wild rabbits do?” he asked.
“Well,” one of them said. “You see that field there? It’s got carrots growing in it. We dig them up and eat them.”
This, he couldn’t resist and he spent the next hour eating the most succulent carrots. They were wonderful.
Later, he asked them again, “What else do you do?”
“You see that field there? It’s got lettuce growing in it. We eat them as well.”
The lettuce tasted just as good and he returned a while later completely full. “Is there anything else you guys do?” he asked.
One of the other rabbits came a bit closer to him and spoke softly. “There’s one other thing you must try. You see those rabbits there, “he said, pointing to the far corner of the field. “They’re girls. We shag them. Go and try it.”
“Hey,” he called. “I’m a rabbit from the laboratory and I’ve just escaped. Are you wild rabbits?”
“Yes. Come and join us,” they cried.
Our friend hopped over to them and started eating the grass. It tasted so good. “What else do you wild rabbits do?” he asked.
“Well,” one of them said. “You see that field there? It’s got carrots growing in it. We dig them up and eat them.”
This, he couldn’t resist and he spent the next hour eating the most succulent carrots. They were wonderful.
Later, he asked them again, “What else do you do?”
“You see that field there? It’s got lettuce growing in it. We eat them as well.”
The lettuce tasted just as good and he returned a while later completely full. “Is there anything else you guys do?” he asked.
One of the other rabbits came a bit closer to him and spoke softly. “There’s one other thing you must try. You see those rabbits there, “he said, pointing to the far corner of the field. “They’re girls. We shag them. Go and try it.”
Well, our friend spent the rest of the morning shagging his little heart out until, completely spent, he staggered back over to the guys.
“That was fantastic,” he panted.
“So are you going to live with us then?” one of them asked.
“I’m sorry, I had a great time but I can’t.”
The wild rabbits all stared at him, a bit surprised.
“Why? We thought you liked it here.”
“I do,” our friend replied. “But I must get back to the laboratory.
I’m dying for a cigarette!”
“That was fantastic,” he panted.
“So are you going to live with us then?” one of them asked.
“I’m sorry, I had a great time but I can’t.”
The wild rabbits all stared at him, a bit surprised.
“Why? We thought you liked it here.”
“I do,” our friend replied. “But I must get back to the laboratory.
I’m dying for a cigarette!”
Funny Ads
Some of The World’s Funniest Real Ads
Believe it or not, these ads actually found their way into newspapers all over the world:
Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.
Help wanted, singer for rock band. Must be female or male.
Wanted, man to take care of cows that does not smoke or drink.
Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7 -- $9 per hour.
Full sized mattress. 20 year warranty. Like New. Slight urine smell.
Free Yorkshire Terrier: 8 years old. Hateful little dog.
Free puppies: ½ cocker spaniel, ½ sneaky neighbor’s dog.
Free puppies: part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.
German Shepherd, 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free.
Snow Blower for sale…only used on snowy days.
Nice Parachute – Never opened. Used once.
Hummels – Largest selection ever. "If it’s in stock, then we have it!"
Shakespeare’s Pizza. Free chopsticks.
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