Spartan Chess

Have you seen the movie 300? The film is about the story of King Leonidas and his 300 Spartan soldier who fight against a million troops of Xerxes, the king of Persian. King Leonidas, played by Gerard Butler, famous for his quote "This is Sparta".

This is how to describe the movie in a chess board:

Bushism

All politicians are prone to make slips of the tongue in the heat of the moment - and President George W Bush has made more than most.

The word "Bushism" has been coined to label his occasional verbal lapses during eight years in office, which come to an end on 20 January.

Here are some of his most memorable pronouncements.

ON HIMSELF

"They misunderestimated me."
Bentonville, Arkansas, 6 November, 2000

"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right." Rome, 22 July, 2001

"There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on... shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again."
Nashville, Tennessee, 17 September, 2002

"I want to thank my friend, Senator Bill Frist, for joining us today. He married a Texas girl, I want you to know. Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me."
Nashville, Tennessee, 27 May, 2004

FOREIGN AFFAIRS

"For a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times."Tokyo, 18 February, 2002

"The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorise himself."
Grand Rapids, Michigan, 29 January, 2003

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
Washington DC, 5 August, 2004

"I think war is a dangerous place." Washington DC, 7 May, 2003

"The ambassador and the general were briefing me on the - the vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice." Washington DC, 27 October, 2003

"You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror."
CBS News, Washington DC, 6 September, 2006

Now you know where George W Bush heart is located

EDUCATION

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"
Florence, South Carolina, 11 January, 2000

"As governor of Texas, I have set high standards for our public schools, and I have met those standards."CNN, 30 August, 2000

"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test."

Townsend, Tennessee, 21 February, 2001

ECONOMICS

"I understand small business growth. I was one."New York Daily News, 19 February, 2000

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."Reuters, 5 May, 2000

"First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill."Washington DC, 19 May, 2003

TECHNOLOGY

"Will the highways on the internet become more few?"
Concord, New Hampshire, 29 January, 2000

"It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human cloning to come out of that chamber."Washington DC, 10 April, 2002

"Information is moving. You know, nightly news is one way, of course, but it's also moving through the blogosphere and through the Internets."Washington DC, 2 May, 2007

"How the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."
Saginaw, Michigan, 29 September, 2000

ON GOVERNING

"I have a different vision of leadership. A leadership is someone who brings people together."Bartlett, Tennessee, 18 August, 2000

"Truth of the matter is, a lot of reports in Washington are never read by anybody. To show you how important this one is, I read it, and [Tony Blair] read it."
On the publication of the Baker-Hamilton Report, Washington DC, 7 December, 2006

"I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office."Washington DC, 12 May, 2008

Originally posted on http://news.bbc.co.uk

Computer Gender

Funny Opinion about whether Computer is a Male or Female

As you are aware, ships have long been characterized as being female (e.g., "Steady as she goes" or "She`s listing to starboard, Captain!")

Recently, a group of computer scientists (all males) announced that computers should also be referred to as being female. Their reasons for drawing this conclusion follow:

Five reasons to believe computers are female:

1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If you don`t know why I`m mad at you, then I`m certainly not going to tell you."

4. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

However, another group of computer scientists, (all female) think that computers should be referred to as if they were male. Their reasons follow:

Five reasons to believe computers are male:

1. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.

2. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.

3. As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model.

4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

5. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night.

Still Thinking about Having Free S3x?

It's true that Photoshop and a little imagination can create a limitless creativity. Like a funny picture that I found when browsed the internet below:

Smallest vs Longest

What Happens when The World's Smallest Man Met The Woman with The Longest Legs?

The little guy is the smallest man in the world, while the other is the woman with the longest legs, and the instructions from the former to the latter when they met this morning: 'Don't look up.' At just 29.37 tall, He Ping Ping's little head barely reaches Svetlana Pankrtova's knees.But then, her legs do go on a fair way - measuring 51.96" long.

They're going to appear on Guiness Book of World Record 2009

At 6' 7"in from head to toe, Pankratova is not he tallest living woman in the world. That honor goes to Yao Defen, who stands 7' 9". But the Russian's relatively short body means that those legs are the longest ever recorded for a woman. An impression she seemed keen to emphasize this morning by wearing what appeared to be the world's shortest skirt. Not that He Ping Ping seemed to mind, as he happily posing underneath Pankratova's legs - and he even had a sneaky look up.

What is he smiling for?

Funny Wallpapers Collections

These are some funny wallpapers collections that will enlighten your desktop. They are originally posted on http://www.jokewallpaper.com/. Visit the link for another funny wallpaper and a better resolution ones.

Some Profession Jokes

Funny Story about Boss and His Employees

Boss to four of his employees: "- I'm really sorry but I'm going to have let one of you go."

Black employee: - "I'm a protected minority"

Female employee:- "And I am a woman"

Oldest employee: - "Fire me, buster, and I'll hit you with an age discrimination suit so fast it'll make your head spin"

To which they all turn to look at the helpless young, white, male employee, who thinks a moment, then responds: "I think I might be gay...".

Funny Story about Rolls Royce Loan

A businessman walks into a bank in San Francisco and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $7,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan.

So the businessman hands over the keys to a Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the businessman returns, repays the $7,000 and the interest, which comes to $19.67. The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little confused. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What confuses us is why would you bother to borrow $7,000?"
The businessman replied, "Where else in San Francisco can I park my car for two weeks for $20 bucks?"

Real Funny Story told by a Captain of a Cruise Liner

While on a luxury cruise, the receptionist received a call from a distressed passenger. "I wish to inform you that there is a faulty electrical appliance in my suite. Could you please send someone over to have it repaired immediately?" asked a lady passenger, clearly upset.

"Certainly, I shall arrange for someone to look into the matter immediately. Which electrical appliance would that be?" asked the concierge.

"It's the microwave. I've been trying to warm up some supper for myself but the microwave wouldn't start" replied the passenger.

"The microwave, Madam?" repeated the bewildered receptionist. "Yes, the microwave. You know, the heating device that is installed in the wardrobe," replied the passenger sarcastically. "I've been trying for the past hour but my supper is still cold."

Upon arriving at the suite, the receptionist found the lady passenger standing in front of the wardrobe, pressing vigorously at the control panel of the safe deposit box installed in the wardrobe. "Let me show you how what I have been trying. I press the key in the number of minutes here, but I don't really know which one is the start button..."

Another Jokes and Humors

How Fast Can You Read?

Another test for your eyes and your brain...........

I've got another fun quiz for all of you.
Watch the picture below....
Can you read it all the way to the bottom? And how fast can you read it?

I give you an example for the first line:

Our Friend(ship) Stor(E)

(One)ce (up)on a (time), (I)was lonely; loo(king) (for) somebody; who (wood)b like me in every (way)...............

You can write it in comment box if you know the full answer.
Have fun!!

Funniest Toilet Signs

Toilet signs with the picture of man and woman are so usual. These are some example of extraordinary and funny toilet signs from all over the world. These pics also may create some ideas for you, if you want to have a unique toilet signs for your office or store.