Brain Illusion

Let us tell you a fact about how brain works that you probably haven't know yet.
First, let's do some test. Look at the pictures below and say the COLOR of the word, not the word itself.

You found that difficult? Want to know why?
That's because the right half of your brain is trying to say the color, while the left side of your brain is trying to say the word. This mean that your left brain works stronger than the right one. Balance both sides of your brain with lot of practices to gain much benefits!

Computer Jokes

Stupid Answers

A pilot is flying a small single engine plane with a lot of really important execs on board into Seattle airport. There is fog so thick that visibility is 10m, and his instruments are out. He circles looking for a landmark and after an hour, he is low on fuel and his passengers are very nervous.
At last, through a small opening in the fog he sees a tall building with one guy working alone on the fifth floor.

Circling, the pilot banks and shouts through his open window: Hi, where am I?"
The solitary office worker replies: "You`re in an airplane."
The pilot executes a swift 275 degree turn and executes a perfect blind landing on the runway five miles away. Just as the plane stops, the engines cough and die from lack of fuel.
The stunned passengers asked the pilot how he did it. "Simple," replies the pilot, "I asked the guy in that building a simple question.
The answer he gave me was 100 percent correct but absolutely useless; therefore, that must be Microsoft`s support office, and from there, the airport is just 5 miles away on a bearing of 87 degrees!"


Bill Gates in Heaven

When Bill Gates died, he went up to Heaven, where Saint Peter showed him to his house; a beautiful 20 room house, with grounds and a tennis court. Bill Gates was pleased, and spent many months enjoying the amenities of Heaven.

One day, he was enjoying one of Heaven`s many fine parks, when he ran into a man dressed in a fine tailored suit.
"That is a nice suit, my friend," said Gates. "Where did you get it?"
"Actually," the man replied, "I was given a hundred of these when I got here. I`ve been treated really well. I got a mansion on a hill overlooking a beautiful hill, with a huge five-hundred acre estate, a golf course, and three Rolls Royces."
"Were you a Pope, or a doctor healing the sick?" asked Gates.
"No," said his new friend,
"Actually, I was the captain of the Titanic."

Hearing this made Gates so angry that he immediately stalked off to find St. Peter. Cornering Peter, he told him about the man he had just met, saying,
"How could you give me a paltry new house, while you`re showering new cars, a mansion, and fine suits on the Captain of the Titanic? I invented the Windows operating system! Why does he deserve better?!!"
"Yes, but we use Windows," replied Peter, "and the Titanic only crashed once."


Windows vs Macintosh

Three Microsoft engineers and three Apple employees are traveling by train to a computer conference. At the station, the three Microsoft engineers each buy tickets and watch as the three Apple employees buy only a single ticket.
"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks a Microsoft engineer.
"Watch and you`ll see," answers the Apple employee.

They all board the train. The Microsoft engineers take their respective seats, but all three Apple employees cram into a restroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets.
He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please."
The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes the ticket and moves on. The Microsoft engineers saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea.

So after the conference, the Microsoft engineers decide to do the same on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Apple employees don`t buy any ticket, at all.
"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asks one perplexed Microsoft engineer.
"Watch and you`ll see," answers an Apple employee.

When they board the train the three Microsoft engineers cram into a restroom and the three Apple employees cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the Apple employees leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the Microsoft engineers are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please..."

Another Jokes and Humors

Boobs T-shirt

Women always know how to use their assets well, one of them by wearing very attractive clothing. But how about the hilarious one? Watch the writing on these T-shirts, don't watch anything else......

Nice way to learn about HTML

Fun Facts around The Globe

• Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
• American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad in first class.
• 30% of Chinese adults live with their parents.
• 200 million people in China live on less than $1 a day.
• There are 100 million internet users in China. Some of the sites they can't access are BBC news, Amnesty International and Dalailama.com.
• China is the source of 70% of the worlds pirated goods.
• People spend about two weeks of their lives at traffic lights!
• Left handed people live slightly shorter lives than right handed people.
• The ant, when intoxicated, will always fall over to its right side
• The original name of Bank of America was Bank of Italy.
• Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores.
• In Bahrain, a male gynecologist can only examine a woman's private parts through a mirror.
• In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
• Fewer than half of the 16,200 major league baseball players have ever hit a home run.
  Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.
• In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.
• Turtles can breathe through their butts.
• Pearls melt in vinegar.
• Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
• You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
• Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
• Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
• Close to 80% of people who watch the Super Bowl on television, only do so to view the commercials.
• It took approximately 2.5 million blocks to build the Pyramid of Giza, which is one of the Great Pyramids.
• Thomas Edison designed a helicopter that would work with gunpowder. It ended up blowing up and also blew up his factory.
• McDonalds calls frequent buyers of their food heavy users.
• The Netherlands has built 800 miles of massive dikes and sea walls to hold back the sea.
• Male and female rats may have sex twenty times a day.
• The rat has been called the world’s most destructive mammal - other than man.
• The USA has more personal computers than the next 7 countries combined.
• US tops the world in plastic surgery procedures. Next comes Mexico.
• 22% of American women aged 20 gave birth while in their teens. In Switzerland and Japan, only 2% did so.
• Mexican women spend 15.3% of their life in ill health.
• Most Zambians don't live to see their 40th birthday.
• The ten most generous countries are all in Europe.
• 72% of people in Mali earn less than $1 per day.
• The top 8 most developed countries all speak Germanic languages. Every such country is in the top 20.

The Most Anticipated Movie of 2009 by All Men in The World

Brokeback Mountain is a controversial movie.
See the cast list of Brokeback Mountain 2 in the movie poster below.
We're sure that many men are expecting that this sequel is really exist!

Linux vs Windows

Is it true that Linux fans are dislike all Microsoft products including Windows? Well, check these pictures below and you've got the answer...

Comic Strip: The Fly

Another hilarious comic strip for you.
Hope it's funny enough.
Don't forget to check another comic section in this blog!

Stupid and Funny Questions

Please answers these stupid questions for me.....
Have Fun!!

How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

How do "please keep off the grass" signs get there?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of murdered?

If people can put up nude statues everywhere, then why can't we run around naked?

If Hooters started a door-to-door service would they then be called knockers?

How come a pizza can get to ur house faster than an ambulance?

They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?

What does the K in K-mart actually stand for?

Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?

Why are boxing rings square?

Have you ever thought what life would be like if your name was Anonymous? You'd get credit for everything nobody wanted credit for!

Can blind people see their dreams?

What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God....I could be eating a slow learner!

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes...why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.

Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?

When the stock market closes at the end of the day, why does everyone stand around smiling and clapping regardless of whether the stocks are up or down?

When a store has double doors why do they only let you use one of them?

Why can't you get a tan on your palms?

If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

Why is it that humans can move their eyes in opposite directions toward the nose, but not away from the nose?

Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?

Why is snow white and ice clear? Aren't they just different forms of water?

Test Your Brain

Test Yout Brain --------------------- 1st part

Read out loud the text inside the triangle below.

More than likely you said, "A bird in the bush," and........
if this IS what YOU said, then you failed to see that the word THE is repeated twice!

Sorry, look again.

Next, let's play with some words.

What do you see?

In black you can read the word GOOD, in white the word EVIL (inside each black letter is a white letter). It's all very physiological too, because it visualize the concept that good can't exist without evil (or the absence of good is evil ).

Now, what do you see?

You may not see it at first, but the white spaces read the word optical, the blue landscape reads the word illusion. Look again! Can you see why this painting is called an optical illusion?

What do you see here?

This one is quite tricky!

The word TEACH reflects as LEARN.

You probably read the word ME in brown, but.......

when you look through ME you will see YOU!

TEST YOUR BRAIN -------------- 2nd Part

This is really cool. The second one is amazing so please read all the way though.

ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST

Count every " F" in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...

HOW MANY ?

WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke.

READ IT AGAIN !

Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down.

The reasoning behind is further down.

The brain cannot process "OF".


Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius.

Three is normal, four is quite rare.

Send this to your friends. It will drive them crazy.! And keep them occupied for several minutes..!

More Brain Stuff . . . From Cambridge University .

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it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs psas it on !!

Psas Ti ON !

Love Quotes from Movies

These are some love quotes which were taken from movie scenes. You might haven't seen some of them, but they're all great movies. You should watch them all, because they're all as inspiring as the quotes below:

I guarantee it won't be easy.

I guarantee that at one point or another one of us is going to want to leave.

But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine...

I'm going to regret it for the rest of my life.

Because I know in my heart...

You are the only one for me.

--The Runaway Bride

You will be doing anything

For the one you love....

Except love them again.

--Faithful

The only feeling of real loss

Is when you love someone

More than you love yourself

--Good Will Hunting

When you realize

You want to spend the rest of your life with somebody,

You want the rest of our life

To start as soon as possible

--When harry Met Sally

You will see a lot of things,

But they will mean nothing to you

If you lose sight of the things you love

--At First Sight

If you love someone you say it....

You say it right then, out loud.....

Or the moment just passes you by....

--My Best Friend's Wedding

I love You without knowing how, why, or even from where....

--Patch Adams

How come we don't always know when love begins,

but we always know when it ends?

--L.A Story

There is a place you can touch a woman

That will drive her crazy....

Her heart.

--Milk Money