Some Funny Cartoons

I've been very busy and occupied lately, so you might've noticed that I was not updated this Just Have Fun and Enjoy Your Life blog very often. I'm really sorry for that, and I hoped you all are still visiting this blog once in a while and give me your support. Thanks!

This time no reading and no thinking, just some funny cartoons...

Funny Riddles

Can you solve these funny questions? Just look for the answers below if you get stuck. Enjoy and have fun!

1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years - Which room is safest for him?

2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 10 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together - How can this be?

3. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?

4. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

5. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it! In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out! Try to do so without any coaching!


ANSWERS

1. The third. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.
2. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.
3. The answer is Charcoal. In Homer Simpson's words: hmmmm... Barbecue.
4. Sure you can: Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow!
5. The letter "e", which is the most common letter in the English language, does not appear once in the long paragraph.

How to Say No to Sex

WARNING!! ADULT CONTENT!!

25 Ways to Say No to Sex for Women and 25 ways to get around them for Men (It's not guaranteed to work, so don't blame me if you fail..)

01."I just had my hair done"
Response: "Giving me a blow job won't mess your hair up at all"

02."I want to wait until I'm married"
Response: "Good one,married couples don't fuck"

03."Go to hell"
Response: "I will after I go to heaven,that is if you'll take me there"

04."I have to take a shower"
Response: "Awesome,you know how to have fun"

05."My mother would kill me"
Response: "Fine,I'll bang her too so she don't get jealous"

06."I have a boyfriend,he'll be mad"
Response:"Your boyfriend is cheating on you.I know it hurts to hear,but I can make it all better"

07."If you loved me you'd wait until I was ready"Response: "No,if you loved me you'd do anything for me"

08."We can have fun without having sex"
Response: "Yes,I could have fun without playing hockey,but that don't stop me from playing it"

09."This isn't the right place"
Response: "Ok,my house isn't far away"

10."I have things to do"
Response: "Yeah...I'm waiting"


No means NO!!

11."My car needs washed"
Response: "Oh good,I've never had sex in an automatic car wash before"

12."I have to take my clothes to the laundromat"
Response: "Well aren't you going to need something fun to do while they wash?"

13."I'm meeting my friends tonight for dinner.I have to go"
Response: "Hmm...are your friends attractive?"

14."I would much rather go out for dinner"
Response: "Ok,how about after that?"

15."Can't we do something else?"
Response: "Yes,but that's not the point"

16."I'm late for work"
Response: "Well since you're already in trouble you may as well have fun before you get yelled at"

17."I appriciate dinner,but that doesn't mean I'll have sex with you"
Response: "Waiter,seperate checks please"

18."I'm a nun"
Response: (Ok,why you'd hit on a nun evades me,but oh well.)

19."It's that time of the month"
Response: ...god damn it.

20."I'm old enough to be your grandmother"
Response: "But you're not my grandmother so it's all good"

21."Those people will be able to see us"
Response: "Oh,an audience"

22."All you men care about is sex"
Response: "That's right,all of my caring is spent towards you.Don't you love me?"

23."I don't want to get pregnant"
Response: "You can't get pregnant from a little anal"

24."I'm lesbien"
Response: "Turn off the lights,there will be no difference between me and the strap on"

25."No."
Response: Ok,you might want to just punch her and rape for this one.


Not before married

Spread The Laughter Virus

Swine influenza has become a pandemic all around the world. People used a mask to protect themselves from the H1N1 virus. This kind of surgical mask commonly used in Mexico and United States during this virus outbreak.

But now, these masks come in funny way that could give you unique performance. Anyway, just enjoy and laugh, guys! Laugh can increase your endorphin, hormone of happiness which gives you sense of power and control to persist with the plague.

So, lets spread this laugh virus, and die of laughter instead of disease...


Who wants to make out with this pig?

Who says we can't being romantic in difficult times?