Santa Claus is a Woman!!

For those women who didn't like my previous post about how engineers explain them, it's payback time! Because today is Christmas, let's talk about Santa.

You know, for some reasons I think that Santa Clause is a woman. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off!

Another reasons why Santa can't possibly be a man:

• Men can't pack a bag.
• Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet.
• Men would feel their masculinity is threatened...having to be seen with all those elves.
• Men don't answer their mail.
• Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described even in jest as anything remotely resembling a "bowlful of jelly."

I don't mind if Santa is a woman, especially if she looks like the girls above

• Men aren't interested in stockings unless somebody's wearing them.
• Having to do the Ho Ho Ho thing would seriously inhibit their ability to pick up women.
• They'd soon be lost in snow, because their ego prevent them to ask direction
  
• Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment.

Merry Christmas Everybody!

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Dream Comes True

Every good things in life are begin with big dreams. With dream comes will, strong will makes people act, persistent action is the source of success. Did you ever dream of living a fancy lifestyle? Beach view house, sport car, and your own gift shop that make you don't have to become someone else employee anymore?

Even if you dare to dream like that, you might wonder how to make your dream comes true? Well, now I'll show you one way to make your wish become real. Just signing in an essay contest! No, it's not a joke, I found this contest on the web and in this contest you must write an essay about your beach fantasy. What's more easier than write about yourself and your fantasy?

The Prizes?

Well, like I said before, the prizes are about almost every people dream. See the picture in the left? It's a Maserati Quattroporte, which worth more than $40,000.
It's one of the grand prizes, along with house and gift shop on Florida's gulf coast. While the second and third place winner will get $100,000 and $50,000.


This contest is limited to only 10,000 essays, so you might want to hurry to register. Remember, only an action that can make your fantasy comes to live. So, just write your fantasy, and who knows in next year you'll already living in your dream environment like Sandestin Golf Beach Resort.

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Celebrity Quotes

I have done a little research on this "Just Have Fun and Enjoy Your Life" blog, and I found that most visitors that came from search engine found this blog under "quotes" keyword. This is kinda surprising for me, so to appreciate my visitor now I post another quotes article.

You have read beautiful love quotes from famous movies. You also know how stupid and ridiculous are Homer Simpson quotes. Now, let's listen to quotes by popular celebs. Some of them inspiring, some funny, and some even more dumber than Homer.

"When I was growing up, there were two things that were unpopular in my house. One was me, and the other was my guitar"
-Bruce Springsteen

"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age."
-Lucille Ball

"I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. They wake up in the morning and that’s the best they are going to feel all day."
-Frank Sinatra

"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. "
-Charles Lamb

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
-George Gobol

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
-Billy Crystal

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."
-WC Fields



"Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies."
-Adrienne Gusoff

"An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex."
-Edgar Wallace

"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."
-Mae West

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
-Sharon Stone

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
-Robert de Niro

"My girlfriend always laughs during sex no matter what she’s reading."
-Steve Jobs, founder of Apple Computers

"When the sun comes up, I have morals again."
-Elizabeth Taylor

"I rob banks because that's where the money is."
-Willie Sutton

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Fun Wordpress Themes for Free

Most of the blogger in the world know about wordpress. Either they used it directly as a blogging application with free hosting, or used as a content management system (CMS) for paid domain and hosting. Whichever it is, they must be enjoyed the full advantage of wordpress; the freedom to rearranged and customize their blog without the need to edit HTML or PHP manually.

For maximize the appearances of blog, blogger tends to have an experiment with their site theme. That's why site that provides Free Wordpress Templates is very popular among webmaster. For this Smiley blog, I don't use wordpress platform, but if have to choose a wordpress theme surely I'll pick the fun template that match with my blog.

Pick a theme that match with your blog style

Either you are a professional blogger or a newbie, if you want to update your theme, I recommend to check the Free Wordpress Templates website. There you'll find a lot of templates from various category to choose. Just check the live demo, download the tempalate, install it, and voila! a brand new look for your site.

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The Most Funny Goal Ever

Another funny moment in sport, besides Funny and Unique Sport - Judo I have posted, this time it happens in soccer field, The Most Funny Goal Ever.

How many strange, surprising, and funny goal have you ever seen ? Just compare with the most funny goal ever below. You will stared and couldn't say anything, how it can be happen ?

Just imagine if you are the goalkeeper, what you will say about that goal ?

Just Have Fun and Enjoy Your Life, dude !!!

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Unique and Funny Sport - JUDO

I found an interesting new sport while surfing on YouTube. This sport supposed to be Judo, but it's not. Kinda weird and funny. We wonder if it's a real sport and going to be competed in Olympics soon. If so, count us in!

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