Why Do You Need a Better Accessories for Your Car?

Now, the simple answer for my question in the title would be, because women love men in hot cars. This is a scientifically proven fact that I will explain later. So, men with a sport cars, especially the one with customized parts including spoilers, hoods, body kit, dash kits, and wheels, have a more significant chance to get a hot girls compared the one who driving a boring all-the-same ride.

Some psychologists at the University of Wales Institute in Cardiff, showed photos of the same man sitting in two cars: one was a $100,000 silver Bentley Continental and the other was an old fashioned Ford Fiesta. The women consistently (well, also unsurprisingly) preferred the guy in the Bentley to the same guy in the Fiesta.

Another fact, to test the theory that high-performance cars get people hot, scientist had some women listen to recordings of the three Italian exotics vehicles (Lamborghini, Ferrari and Maserati) and a Volkswagen Polo. Everyone had significantly more testosterone after hearing the exotics, and all of them were turned on by the Maserati.

Go buy some accessories if you want this girl to be in your car trunk!

So, if you already had one of those exotic cars, it's time to makeover your car to personalized your true self. Even if you only have a cheap car, don't worry. There are numerous ways to makeover and upgrade the look of your beloved ride.


I strongly recommend to work the interior of your car first. Why? Because there are where the girls gonna be at, assuming you can get one to enter your car :p. Now, beside putting sound system, car floor mats, and leather seat, you can also considering to have a wood dash kits.

Your car will looks cool with a wood dash kit

You need to give a personal style to your car, and wood dash kit is an excellent choice for it. If you think wood is not fancy to your style, then you can also choose aluminum or carbon fiber dash kit. And where can I get the cool car accessories like that, you may asked. Just visit CARiD website and define your vehicle's true identity!

Jokes about Man and Woman

Aaarrghhhh.... my brain is freezing, I can't think a fresh and fun creative ideas to post here. Only few jokes for this day....


Brains...

The patient's family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say.

"Things don't look good. The only chance is a brain transplant. This is an experimental procedure. It might work, but the bad news is that brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves."

"Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the relatives.

"For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000."

Some of the younger male relatives tried to look shocked, but the men nodded in understanding, and a few actually smirked. Then the patient's daughter asked, "Why the difference in price between male brains and female brains?"

"A standard pricing practice," said the head of the team. "Women's brains have to be marked down because they are used."


A Matter Of Punctuation...

An English professor wrote the words,

"Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.

The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."

The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

The Car Accident...

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident, Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left but fortunately we are not hurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be really good friends."

The man thinking their might be a bright side to this, replied, "I agree with you completely."

The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely we must drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man shakes his head in agreement, opens it and takes a few very large swigs from the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police."

Australian Football Grand Final

A man with tickets to the AFL GRAND FINAL finds his seat and relaxes. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

"No", he says. "The seat is empty."

"This is incredible," says the stranger. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the AFL GRAND FINAL and not use it?"

"Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first GRAND FINAL we haven't been to together since we got married in 1947."

The stranger replies, "Oh...I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. Couldn't you find someone else -- a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"

The man shakes his head, "No. They're all at the funeral."

Celebs Caught in The Act

Women are a beautiful objects to see by all men in the world, especially their breast and butt. There is no exception about this, including for famous male celebrities. We've got a collection of funny pictures where these celebs were caught when staring at a sexy ladies.

The most hilarious one will be when David Beckham, the MLS superstar, stare at some cheerleaders at the L.A Lakers basketball game. What made it funny was, his wife Victoria spotted his behavior and got very angry, and Beckham's effort to comforted her seem to be failed.


And how about other men below, Bruce Willis seems got excited when Halle Berry breast pressed to his chest, some old dude suddenly felt young when he hug Scarlett Johansson, and Puff Diddy can't stop peeking at Jessica Biel fun-bags.

Snoop Dogg thought his black glasses can covered his act when he snooped at Mariah Carey. Well, that's funny!

Watch Cuba Gooding Jr lips and hand!

Funny Way to Check Your Disorder

Which Mental Disorder Do You Have? Check It Out!

Below are six colored circles that can help you identify any hidden psychological disorders you might have. Try to see the numbers inside the every colored circle:



If you can't see the number in one of the 6 test circles above, you very likely might have this problem:
Circle no.1: Very aggressive and high temper person
Circle no.2: Possible low than average intellectual abilities
Circle no.3: Possible debauchery, you should get more physical exercises.


Circle no.4: Possible inclination to violence
Circle no.5: Absolutely have a homosexuality
Circle no.6: Possible schizophrenic tendency. Require more thoroughly inspection.

Okay, don't say that there is no number in circle number 5, because there is. If you can't see it, doesn't mean no one can't. You might really have a disorder, go to psychiatry and check yourself. This is not a joke (or is it? Well, I'm not sure :D).

Keep smiling and have fun, anyway!

Pre-life Photographic Studio

Browsing the web to find a funny and interesting site is one of my activities to gain an inspiration of what I'm going to write for my own blogs. Recently, I found a site that worth to visit, Pre-life Photographic Studio. Let me explain a little about this hilarious website.

Recognized these famous figures below?



Yes, Albert Einstein, Queen Cleopatra, and Mahatma Gandhi are famous people who has been passed away for years. But do you realized that they're might be you, in your previous life? Yup, this is what Pre-life Photographic Studio about, you can see your digital photo in a past life.

Just visit the site, enter your name in the available column, and in one click you'll be shocked to see who you were in your past life, in a digital photo. Well, maybe some of you don't believe in reincarnation, then don't take it seriously and consider it as a fresh joke.

Look What Makeup Can Done?

You know that celebs aren't that beautiful without their makeup don't you? Now, let's see what makeup did to these people:




Okay, for the last picture, did I put it right? Or should I flip it for before and after makeup? Just kidding though. Former president Bush is a special person, so we always need a special way to remembering him.