Beautiful Chick is Bad for Man's Health

A research from University of Valencia, one of the biggest and oldest university in Spain, stated that being alone with a beautiful girl just for five minutes can increase cortisol, the stress hormone, in man's body.

Cortisol released in response to stress. Small proportion of it can be useful to body, such as increase of awareness. When too much, cortisol increases blood sugar, obesity, and decrease the immune system of human body, and temporary shutdown the reproductive system.

The scientist from the university did research to 84 students, asked them one-by-one to sat on a room and to finished a Sudoku puzzle. Two strangers, a male and female, also on the same room.

When the female left the room, and two men were still inside, there was no sign of stress activity from both of them. In contrary, when the male volunteer went from the room, left the student with the female volunteer, his cortisol was noticeable increased.

This sight is nice for the eyes, but bad for your health!

The conclusion by the scientist, "In this research, we deducted that for lots of men, when they're near a beautiful woman makes them thinking that they had a chance to date her. Sadly most of them will avoided being close to an attractive woman because they're thinking that they've 'got no chance' to get the girl. This kind of thought happens simultaneously with the cortisol hormonal activity."

So, want to have fun and enjoy your life? Well, stay away from beautiful chicks if you think you can't be with them!

Jokes About Weight Lost

I don't have any idea, how many Jokes and Humors I have posted in this blog and I think it doesn't matter though but it really feel glad when you can make someone smiling or laugh, help them to forget all of their problem, fatigue or else although just for a while.

That's why it always interesting to post and post whether it is Jokes and Humors, Funny and Hilarious Poems or Funny Comics, I will try to keep doing that as long as people love it, so let's check the stories out.

Weight Lost

A foreigner tourist who spent his holiday in Japan interested to a diet advertisement which said, "Lost your weight for instant without any pills and side effect at all"

Package 1 : Lost 6 lbs in 2 hours, cost $50

Package 2 : Lost 6 lbs in 1,5 hours, cost $100

Package 3 : Lost 6 lbs in 1 hour, cost $200

The tourist tried package 1, he asked to be naked and enter the 600 square meters room where a beautiful naked woman has waited in there. The woman put a little poster on his breast which said "Catch Me and do whatever you wanna do", so he ran to catch the woman and failed until the time is up but he lost 6 lbs weight.

So he tried package 2, just like package one he asked to be naked and enter the room, just more narrow, 400 square meters room, where the two more beautiful naked women have waited in there, put on the same poster, and he still failed to catch one of the women but he lost 6 lbs weight.

He thought it will be more interesting to try package 3 and might succeed to catch the woman, so he was naked and entered the 150 square meters room where two naked gays have waited in there put on the poster which said "Watchout! I will do whatever I wanna do if I catch you".

Do you want to try the service to lost your weight for instant? I think you should try the package 3, it is the most instant way to lost your weight in my opinion.

Funny Poems for You Who's Feeling Old

Age is just a number, you know? Whether you're feeling old or not, it not depends on your age, but how you cherish your life and embrace the future. These are couples of funny poems for you who's feeling old already...


For all the girls!

When I was in my younger days,
I weighed a few pounds less,
I needn't hold my tummy in
To wear a belted dress.

But now that I am older,
I've set my body free;
There's comfort of elastic
Where once my waist would be.

Inventor of those high-heeled shoes
My feet have not forgiven;
I have to wear a nine now,
But used to wear a seven.

And how about those pantyhose-
They're sized by weight, you see,
So how come when I put them on
The crotch is at my knees?


I need to wear these glasses
As the prints were getting smaller;
And it wasn't very long ago
I know that I was taller.

Though my hair has turned to grey
And my skin no longer fits,
On the inside, I'm the same old me,
Just the outside's changed a bit.


A Poem For Those Over 30

A computer was something on TV
From a science fiction show of note
A window was something you hated to clean
And ram was the cousin of a goat.

Meg was the name of my girlfriend
And gig was a job for the nights
Now they all mean different things
And that really mega bites.

An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A curser used profanity
A keyboard was a piano.

Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out.

Compress was something you did to the garbage
Not something you did to a file.
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for awhile.

Log on was adding wood to the fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a back up happened to your commode.

Cut you did with a pocket knife.
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu.

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens, they'll wish they were dead.

Sir Ian McKellen Mistaken as A Beggar

Sir Ian McKellen is a great actor. We knew him for his character plays as Gandalf in Lord of The Rings trilogy and as Magneto in X-Men franchise. Maybe because he's too good as an actor, even when he take a break from a rehearsal, people mistaken him for a true beggar.

This happened when he step outside theater for a break after rehearsing for Waiting for Godot act. He dressed like a tramp and sat on a bench. When he opened his hat, a passer-by gave him an Australian dollar.



This 70-year-old actor said in his tweeter: "During the dress rehearsal of Godot, I crouched by the stage door of the Comedy Theater, getting some air, my bowler hat at my feet (and) seeing an unkempt old man down on his luck, a passer-by said, 'Need some help, brother?' and put a dollar in my hat."



Source: Daily Mail Online

David Copperfield Magic Card Trick

Back again with another magic trick session. Unlike the last one that used mathematical trick to guessed someone's birthday, this time we learn about optical illusion, the specialty of the master illusionist, David Copperfield.

Read the clue in the pictures carefully, and scroll down very slow to follow this trick:




Have you realized the trick yet? Neat, huh?

Part 2 of Celebrities Real Name List

When I browsed my old archives, I realized that I haven't updated my second part of The Complete Guide of Celebrities Real Name. Yup, the guide was stopped at letter H almost six months ago. So, this is the I-Z part.


I
Janis Ian = Janis Eddy Fink
Ice Cube = Oshea Jackson
Ice-T = Tracy Morrow
Billy Idol = William Broad
Iggy Pop = James Jewell Osterberg, Jr.
Burl Ives = Burle Icle Ivanhoe

J
David Janssen = David Meyer
Elton John = Reginald Dwight
Don Johnson = Donald Wayne
Al Jolson = Asa Yoelson
Brian Jones (Rolling Stones) = Lewis Brian Hopkins-Jones
Jenny Jones = Janina Stranski
Tom Jones = Thomas Woodward
Wynonna Judd = Christina Ciminella

K
Boris Karloff = William Henry Pratt
Danny Kaye = David Kaminsky
Diane Keaton = Diane Hall
Michael Keaton = Michael Douglas
Chaka Khan = Carole Yvette Marie Stevens
Carole King = Carole Klein
Larry King = Larry Zeigler
Ben Kingsley = Krishna Banji
Nastassja Kinski = Nastassja Naksyznyski
Billy J Kramer (The Dakotas) = William H Ashton
Kris Kristofferson = Kris Carson


L
Cheryl Ladd = Cheryl Stoppelmoor
Veronica Lake = Constance Ockleman
Dorothy Lamour = Mary Kaumeyer
Michael Landon = Eugene Orowitz
Mario Lanza = Alfredo Arnold Cocozza
Queen Latifah = Dana Owens
Stan Laurel = Arthur Jefferson
Steve Lawrence = Sidney Leibowitz
Brenda Lee = Brenda Mae Tarpley
Bruce Lee = Lee Yuen Kam
Spike Lee = Shelton Jackson Lee
Jay Leno = James Douglas Muir Leno
Huey Lewis = Hugh Cregg
Jerry Lewis = Joseph Levitch
Liberace = Wladziu Lee Valentino
Jack Lord = John Joseph Ryan
Sophia Loren = Sophia Scicoloni
Peter Lorre = Laszio Lowenstein
Courtney Love = Michelle Harrison
Bela Lugosi = Bela Ferenc Blasko
Lulu = Marie Lawrie

M
Shirley MacLaine = Shirley Beaty
Elle MacPherson = Eleanor Gow
Madonna = Madonna Louise Ciccone
Lee Majors = Harvey Lee Yeary II
Karl Malden = Mladen Sekulovich
Mama Cass Elliot (Mamas & Papas) = Ellen Naomi Cohen
Manfred Mann = Manfred Lubowitz
Barry Manilow = Barry Alan Pincus
Jayne Mansfield = Vera Jane Palmer
Marilyn Manson = Brian Warner
Walter Matthau = Walter Matuschanskayasky
Dean Martin = Dino Crocetti
Groucho Marx = Julius Henry Marx
Meat Loaf = Marvin Lee Aday
Freddie Mercury (Queen) = Frederick Farookh Bulsara
Ethel Merman = Ethel Zimmerman
George Michael = Georgios Panayiotou
Joni Mitchell = Roberta Joan Anderson
Moby = Richard Melville Hall
Marilyn Monroe = Norma Jean Mortenson (later Baker)
Demi Moore = Demetria Guynes
Rita Moreno = Rosita Alverio
Harry Morgan = Harry Bratsburg

N
Chuck Norris = Carlos Ray
Andre Norton = Mary Alice Norton
Notorious B.I.G. = Christopher Wallace

O
Ozzy Osbourne = John Michael Osbourne

P
Jack Palance = Walter Palanuik
Bernadette Peters = Bernadette Lazzaro
Edith Piaf = Edith Giovanna Gassion
Slim Pickens = Louis Lindley
Mary Pickford = Gladys Smith
Stephanie Powers = Stefania Federkiewicz
Prince = Prince Rogers Nelson

R
Tony Randall = Leonard Rosenberg
Johnnie Ray = John Alvin
Donna Reed = Donna Belle Mullenger
Della Reese = Delloreese Patricia Early
Cliff Richard = Harry Rodger Webb
Joan Rivers = Joan Sandra Molinsky
Edward G. Robinson = Emmanuel Goldenberg
Sugar Ray Robinson = Walker Smith, Jr.
Ginger Rogers = Virginia McMath
Mickey Rooney = Joe Yule Jr.
Axl Rose (Guns N Roses) = William Bruce Rose
Johnny Rotten (Sex Pistols) = John Lydon
Winona Ryder = Winona Horowitz

S
Susan Sarandon = Susan Tomaling
Telly Savalas = Aristotle Savalas
Jane Seymour = Joyce Frankenberg
Del Shannon = Charles Weedon Westover
Omar Sharif = Michael Shalhoub
Charlie Sheen = Carlos Irwin Estevez
Martin Sheen = Ramon Estevez
Talia Shire = Talia Coppola
Sinbad = David Atkins
Eric Singer (Kiss) = Eric Mensinger
Slash = Saul Hudson
Slim Dusty = David Gordon Kirkpatrick
Dusty Springfield = Mary Isobel Catherine O'Brien
Suzanne Somers = Suzanne Mahoney
Robert Stack = Robert Modini
Barbara Stanwyck = Ruby Stevens
Sylvester Stallone = Michael Sylvester Enzio Stallone
Ringo Starr = Richard Starkey
Cat Stevens = Yusef Islam
Connie Stevens = Concetta Ingolia
Sting = Gordon Matthew Thomas Sumner
Donna Summer = La Donna Gaines


T
Mr. T = Lawrence Tero
Robert Taylor = Spangler Arlington Brugh
Danny Thomas = Muzyad Yakhoob
Tiny Tim = Herbert Khaury
Rip Torn = Elmore Rual Torn Jr.
Randy Travis = Randy Traywick
Sophie Tucker = Sophia Kalish
Tina Turner = Annie Mae Bullock
Mark Twain = Samuel Langhorne Clemens
Twiggy = Leslie Hornby

U
The Undertaker = Mark Calloway

V
Rudolph Valentino = Rudolpho D'Antonguolla
Frankie Valli (Four Seasons) = Frank Castelluccio
Sid Vicious = John Simon Ritchie

W
John Wayne = Marion Morrison
Sigourney Weaver = Susan Alexandra Weaver
Raquel Welch = Raquel Tejada
Gene Wilder = Jerome Silberman
Shelley Winters = Shirley Schrift
Stevie Wonder = Stevland Morris
Natalie Wood = Natasha Gurdin
Bill Wyman (Rolling Stones) = William Perks
Tammy Wynette = Wynette Pugh