Cat Walks 2,000 Miles in 2 Years to Find His Master

Animals might be having bigger love and compassion than most of human does. Few months ago I posted article about Hachiko, a faithful dog that waiting for his beloved master for nine years. Now, it seems dog's archenemy, cat, wouldn't want to left behind in the matter of loyalty.

Ravila Hairova, 52, thought her grey cat, Karim, would find the change too upsetting when she decided to moved from Uzbekistan to Russia, so she arranged to let her neighbors take him in.

But incredibly two years later she found her bedraggled, starving pet waiting on her doorstep when she returned to her home in Liska, Russia.

She said: "I knew he had disappeared from my neighbors' home a few days after we left which was very sad but we never heard another word about him."

"Then I was walking along the road and I saw this cat which seemed to be waiting for me. When I go closer I saw it was Karim - thin, and in very poor condition but it was him."

Now nine-year-old Karim — who crossed three state borders and 3,218 Km to reach his owners — is like the cat who got the cream as he settles into his new home.

Ravila said: "He is very happy now and so are we. I've no idea how he found us but I'm very glad he did."

Ravila's husband Lev Kondratyev, 46, said: "We called to see how Karim was the day after we arrived and our neighbors told us that he had run off - we then called every day for weeks hoping for news and gradually we gave up hope.

"There are certain marks on his body including a scar on his tail when it was caught in the door that show us he is 100 per cent our Karim - and he obviously recognized us as well."

"He looks like he used up all of his nine lives to get to us"

There is no logical explanation by animal experts about Karim behavior. How he can sense the whereabouts of his master will remain a great mystery.

When Animals Get Stuck

Animals behavior sometime can be very funny and interesting to watch. This time their curiosity makes their head get stuck in everything. Pity for them, but makes us laugh....

The Key to Every Woman's Heart

A group of girlfriends go on vacation and see a five-story hotel with a sign that reads "for women only." Since they are without their boyfriends, they decide to go in.

The doorman, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you're looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since each floor has signs telling you what's on that floor. The only rule is, once you leave a floor, you can't return to it."

The women talk it over and decide to go for it.

They start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads, "All the men here are horrible lovers, but they are kind and sensitive."

The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads "All the men here are wonderful lovers, but they generally treat women badly."

This wasn't going to do, so again they head for the stairs.

The friends move up to the third floor where the sign reads "All the men here are great lovers and sensitive to the needs of women."

This was good but there are still two more floors so.........


So on to the fourth floor, and this sign seems perfect. "All the men here have perfect builds; are sensitive and attentive to women; are perfect lovers; they are also single, rich and straight."

The women are really pleased, but they decide that they would rather see what the FIFTH floor has to offer before they settle.

When they reach the fifth floor, there is only a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is simply no way to please a woman."

When Students Can't Answer Their Exam

You know how funny children are when they think they know the answers of an exam question, but they've got it all wrong. But how about if they were desperate and didn't know what to write in their sheet? It even more hilarious, check these out:

Another Funny Pickup Lines

Okay, these are another lame but hilarious pickup lines, you might want to try it, who knows what will happen right?

Guy: What's your name?
Girl: Danielle
Guy: Oh... I thought it was Aphrodite.

Guy: Can i see your hand? (he draws a little river then a bunny on one side and says he can't get to the other side because he will go glub glub glub.)
Gal: What was the point of that?
Guy : Just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.

Guy: Did I see u somewhere?
Girl: No
Guy: Then I must of seen you in my dreams! (works everytime)


He: You look like my third wife.
She: Oh, how many time have you been married?
He: Twice.

Hey, come here often? You could, with me.

Guy: Hey, how did you do that?
Girl: What?
Guy: Look so good?


Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?

Guy: Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you've really changed!
Girl: I'm not Laura!!
Guy: What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

I have only three months to live.

I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.

If I could be anything I'd be a tear: Born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die at your lips.

I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?

Guy: I'm invisible.
Girl: Really?
Guy: Can you see me?
Girl: Yes
Guy: How about tomorrow night?

Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get

Oh my god, I thought I was gay... then I met you.

When you look into the mirror holding up a dozen roses, you see the 13 most beautiful things in the world

You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

Boobs-O-Meter

Bra comes in different sizes, for example 34A, 36DD, etc. Do you know the meaning of the alphabet behind the bra size, or what people called it the "cup" of a bra? Check these out: