Not The Real Acronyms of Automobile

AUDI: A Used Dodge Incognito
BMW: Bavarian Money Waster
BUICK: Big Ugly Idiot's Cat Killer
CHEVROLET: Can Hear Every Valve Rattle, Oil Leaks Every Time
CHEVY: Cheapest Heap Ever Visualized Yet
CHRYSLER: Chrysler Has Raped Your Sanity Loser - Expect Repercussions
DAEWOO: Damn Asian Engineering Works Only Occasionally
DODGE: Dear Old Dad's Garbage Engine
FIAT: Fix It Again, Tony



FORD: Ford Owners Recommend Dodge
GM: Genital Motors
HONDA: Horribly Overpriced, Needing Dad's Assistance
HYUNDAI: Hang Your UNDerwear Anywhere Inside
JEEP: Junk Everyone Eventually Piles
KIA: Korean Industrial Accident
MITSUBISHI: Manufactured In Taiwan Sold Under British Influence Shipped Here Incomplete
MOPAR: Move Over People Are Racing
NISSAN: Need I Say Something About Nothing
OLDSMOBILE: Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick`s Irregular Leftover Equipment
PONTIAC: Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
FORD: Falling Off Road Daily
HONDA: High ON Do it All
GMC: Gay Man's Cadillac

Celebrities Wardrobe Malfunction - Even Better!

I wonder how paparazzi always get the perfect moment to caught celebrities wardrobe malfunction. This makes me curious whether celebrities wardrobe malfunction are really their worst moment or they done that in purpose for getting many attentions.

Well, whichever it is, those fashion disasters are the moment that we always welcome. These are some of the best celebrity embarrassing moments:

1. Katherine Heigl


Never expected someone like Katherine Heigl will caught up with wardrobe malfunction. The star revealed a little bit too much of her anatomy at a glitzy awards show. Unfortunately for us, she has a quick hand and managed to cover her breast in time before revealing any beautiful part for us.

2. Fergie

Sometimes Fergie got carried away when she was on stage. This time the sexy singer forgot to done her zipper. Luckily, she's still wearing panties.

3. Anna Hathaway

My favorite celebrity wardrobe malfunction: see through dress! But I don't think Anna Hathaway dress was a malfunction, instead she did that on purpose to show people that she has a large and beautiful breast.

4. Alicia Keys

The actress is beautiful, the dress was perfect, then what's wrong? Well if Alicia Keys forgot to shave her chest, she shouldn't wearing an open cleavage dress like in the picture above.


5. Naomi Campbell

This not the first time that Naomi Campbell having a wardrobe malfunction. Once more she picked a perfect spot for nip slips, Cannes Film Festival!


6. Lady GaGa
If law prohibited someone to dressed badly, Lady GaGa would be arrested many times. But who said she can get away everytime with her fashion choice? Platform heels and really long leather chaps kicked her ass to the ground in Heathrow International Airport.

When Cartoon Characters Getting Old

One thing good about being a cartoon character is that you will never getting old. But that's not the case this time, when some comic drawers choose to make our favorites characters grew old.

If you ever imagine how superheroes like Superman, Spiderman, Hulk, Thor, Batman & Robin, or cartoon characters like Barbie and Tweety will look like in their later days, well maybe something like these:

Hilarious Poems Reloaded

Still remember our previous post about funny two lines poems, where the first line about love and the second line just makes everything upside down? Well, this is the second part of the infamous Hilarious Poems. Enjoy!

1. My love for you is like a rose
One that's dead and never grows

2. Those words I spoke were true and grand
But "I love U2"? I meant the BAND

3. Beauty is on the inside, but some may doubt,
If it's true, I'd prefer you inside out.

4. You are my sun, my moon, my star
I wish to see you... from afar

5. To tell you what you mean to me
Would get me bleeped on live TV

6. Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

7. My love for you will never die
Unless I meet another guy

This one is my favorite hilarious poem:
8. If I were a dog and you were a flower
I'd lift my leg up and give you a shower

9. After you, my love, my only prize
Would be a bullet between my eyes

10. You turn me on like Britney Spears
With even less between the ears

Eva Mendes S.EX. Tape

Warning! This is the first ever S.EX. tape released by sexy Latin actress, Eva Mendes, that everybody have been waiting! This is not a joke!

When Eva Mendes knew that "Eva Mendes s3x tape" is in high rank for search entry in Google, she planned to mock the internet user. The Hitch actress is starring in her own video spoof, with "s3x" as in "S.EX. - that Secures things Extremely well duct tape" which promises to take care of the "nastiest, dirtiest and most flexible problems you have".

Eva Mendes Sex Tape from Eva Mendes

In this hilarious tape that she produced exclusively for Will Ferrell's comedic website, Funny or Die, the 36-year-old actress mocks Paris Hilton's infamous tape with night vision clip.

Don't forget to check my previous Celebrity Jokes, Naomi Campbell Wardrobe Malfunction.