Funniest Two Lines Poems

Let me explain again about these funny two line poems. So, the first line is when you say something beautiful to your mate, and come out of nowhere, the second line will break their hearts. This what I called "sweet revenge". And since these poems have become reader's favorite, this already the fourth post of Hilarious Poems.


1. I need you please, forevermore
To stop showing up at my door

2. My love for you is never ending
Until you get this note I'm sending

3. Your perfect body, smile and walk
Faded when I heard you talk


4. I felt the earth move 'neath my feet
Perhaps you should have less to eat

5. Darling I'd take you anywhere
As long as I can leave you there

6. Calvin Klein, Dior, Chanel
Still you can't disguise the smell

7. There's nothing I wouldn't do for you
That I haven't done for your brothers too

8. They say true lovers needs time apart,
I think today's a good time to start!

9. Sweet and charming love of mine
Find another valentine

10. My love for you dear is forever, everlasting
Is your sister single? I mean, I'm just asking.

11. Most beautiful places I only see you
That's 'cause your fat butt is blocking the view

Another Example of Bright Students

When we browsing around for jokes and humors, it's so easy to find something like hilarious school exam answers. Back in my school days, I don't recall having a thought to wrote this kind of answers if I don't know the test answer. I guess children now are more creative than we used to be.

These are another example of how "bright" they are:

How to Make Yourself Likable

Do you ever asked yourself this: How many person in your surroundings who actually like you? How many of them would gladly give you help when you asked for it? Whatever the answers are, there is one thing for certain. You will never have enough friends, more is better.

I didn't mean to change this blog into psychics or relationship consultant blog just because I recently posted this kind of tips, such as Ways to Please Girl. It's merely because these kind of things are part of have fun and enjoy life, as like this blog theme.

So, this is 15 ways on how to make yourself a likable person. I hope this is will be useful.


1. Really listen to others and be attentive.
When you’re involved in a conversation, it’s important to focus more on the other person and less on yourself. Don't be self centered! Everybody loves a good listener.

2. Never hesitate to gives compliment.
Everybody likes to hear that their efforts are appreciated.

3. Make yourself available and approachable.
If people cannot get a hold of you, or have trouble approaching you, they will forget about you. Your general availability and accessibility to others is extremely important to them.

4. Speak clearly so people can understand you.
Most people have a very low tolerance for dealing with people they can’t understand.

5. Be yourself.
You should ask yourself this: If you don’t like who you really are, why the heck should anyone like you?

Being likable person is fun, believe me!

6. Address people by their name.
Stop calling people with "you", "kid", "old man", "beautiful", especially when you're not that close with them. Learn to remember names, people will fell that you respect them.

7. Ask and give help.
Everyone appreciates the gift of free assistance and those who supply it. Highly likable people always spare time for others, regardless of how busy their own schedules are.

8. Never get caught lying.
Everybody stretches the truth at times, but everyone hates a liar. Ironic, isn’t it? It's okay to lie once in a while, just make sure that no one notices it.

9. Say “please” and “thank you”.
These 2 simple phrases can mean the difference between sounding rude and sounding genuinely grateful.

10. Smile.
Always remember that smile gives warm to yourself and others. Read my previous post, 10 Reasons to Smile to know why smiling is important.

11. Keep unqualified opinions to yourself.
If you don’t have all the facts, or you’re uneducated on the topic of discussion, it’s in your best interest to spend your time listening. Unqualified opinions just make a person sound foolishly arrogant.

12. Respect elders, respect minors, respect everyone.
There are no boundaries or classes that define a group of people that deserve to be respected. Treat everyone with the same level of respect you would give to your grandfather and the same level of patience you would have with your baby brother.

13. Never make a promise that you can't keep.
Some people habitually make promises they are just barely able to fulfill. If you want people to like you, forget about making promises and simply over-deliver on everything you do.

14. Positive first impression.
Firm handshake, warm eye contacts, clear and respectful words, dress clean. These are the key elements for people's first impression towards liking you.

15. Keep your hands away from your face.
Putting your hands on your face during a conversation tells the other person that you’re either bored, negatively judging them, or trying to hide something.

Your Children's Job at The Future According to Their Talent

Do you know how important to know the talent of your child at early? And these jobs might be perfect for them according to their talents and what they love to do at the childhood.

Bartender

Because he knows how to mix the beverages.

Celebrity

Because she knows how to attract attention, especially paparazzi.

Chef

Because he likes to taste anything that can be eat, include the foot of dog that might he cook for a delicious meal.

Marketer

Because he knows how to show which part of the ads that really work for marketing.

Bomb-makers

Because he knows how to make a thing to be fall apart.

Racer

Falling doesn't matter, racing is just what he loves.

Sumo Athlete

As you it is seen on the picture, he doesn't afraid to battle even with the big one

Dancer

Because she ask everything to dance with her.

Archaeologist

He likes to investigate the things that related with bone.

Veterinarian

Because he never feel nasty to animal even the dirty one.

Doctor

Because he can give anatomy lesson even if it is to early for him.

Photographer

Because he knows the things that's always interesting to be pictured and how to take it from good angle.

Housewife

or a househusband for exactly, because he loves to clean the kitchen

Party Queen

Because she loves to be in a crowd of the party beside its beverages of course.

Beer Shop Owner

Because he knows how to offer a drink to the other.

Sprinter

Because what he love is nothing else but running.

Soldier

Just see how high she lift her foot.

Paparazzi

Because he knows which hot news that good to be exposed.

Gangster

Whether the bottle is empty or not, you should worry about the environment of your home when your children can get that stuff at the public place. Just move away if you don't want your son be a gangster.

Rocker

His make up will tell you what he want to be.

That's all for Your Children's Job at The Future According to Their Talent, hope it's funny enough for you to smile.