How Company Views Its Employees

Gender problems are always an issue in the office, and woman usually is the victims. These post is an example of how a company views its employees, based on their gender. One same case can results as different opinions, depends on its done by HE or SHE. Some people would find these things as a joke, will the other will consider it as a bittersweet truth:


1. The family picture is on HIS desk.
(Ah, a solid, responsible family man.)
The family picture is on HER desk.
(Umm, her family will come before her career.)

2. HIS desk is cluttered.
(He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man.)
HER desk is cluttered.
(She's obviously a disorganised scatterbrain.)


3. HE is talking with his co-workers.
(He must be discussing the latest deal.)
SHE is talking with her co-workers.
(She must be gossiping.)

4. HE's not at his desk.
(He must be at a meeting.)
SHE's not at her desk.
(She must be in the ladies' room.)

5. HE's not in the office.
(He's meeting with customers.)
SHE's not in the office.
(She must be out shopping.)

6. HE's having lunch with the boss.
(He's on his way up.)
SHE's having lunch with the boss.
(They must be having an affair.)

7. The boss criticized HIM.
(He'll improve his performance.)
The boss criticized HER.
(She'll be very upset.)

8. HE got an unfair deal.
(Did he get angry?)
SHE got an unfair deal.
(Did she cry?)

9. HE's going on a business trip.
(It's good for his career.)
SHE's going on a business trip.
(What does her husband say?)

10 . HE's leaving for a better job.
(He knows how to recognize a good opportunity.)
SHE's leaving for a better job.
(Women are not dependable.)

It's Cartoon Time!

Although meant for fun and entertainment, sometimes we need to think to understand the meaning of a cartoon illustration. Some cartoonist loves this smart drawing, as you can see in Funny Illustration post for example. While the other illustrators love to keep it simple, a drawing that makes the viewer laugh instantly, like you can see below. Some of them are sexy cartoons theme, which are unsuitable for children.

Wind is Not A Friend for Celebrities

It's not a big secret that Hollywood's celebs love attentions very much. They're willing to do everything just to get caught by a photographer. Sometimes they even dress insanely and expecting an embarrassing moments to happen on purpose. We remember a quote from Bai Ling, that every wardrobe malfunction is always carefully planned (for her, at least).

This time the case is a little bit different. Most of these celebs are dressed ordinarily on one occasion. But it seems that nature is not on their favor. Wind is lifting their skirts and giving us the moment of beautiful wardrobe malfunctions.

Katherine McPee

Toni Braxton

Mischa Barton

Miranda Kerr

Cameron Diaz

Katy Perry

Jessica Simpson

Emma Watson

Kate Walsh

Kimberly Stewart

Camila Alves

Blake Lively

Sarah Jessica Parker

Tara Palmer

Sarah Michelle Gellar

Kelly Brook

Lindsay Lohan

Valentine's Day Quotes

These are not actually Valentine's Day quotes, but just some common love quotes. But since it's still on Valentine's Day atmosphere then that's how we entitled this post. By the way, if you found this kind of quotes are romantic, then you might want to check some love quotes which were taken from famous movies.


“Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind,
And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.“
William Shakespeare

“Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.“
Albert Einstein

“If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?“
Anonymous

“Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely.“
Hawkeye, M.A.S.H.

“Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.“
Aristotle



“Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house.“
Anonymous

“Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.“
Hoosier Farmer

“True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.“
La Rochefoucauld

“True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.“
Erich Segal

“Love wouldn't be blind if the Braille weren't so damned much fun.“
Anonymous

“Falling in love is so hard on the knees.“
Aerosmith

“Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.“
Jules Renard

“Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.“
Peter Ustinov

“Love is a grave mental disease.“
Plato

Test Your Math Skill

Do you know why we don't post riddle very often? Well, that's because we hate it! Why have to force our brain to think hard just for a little laugh? Where's the fun in that? Nevertheless, there are still many Einstein wannabe out there that loves riddle, especially the math one. So, here goes:

1. What is the value of 1/2 of 2/3 of 3/4 of 4/5 of 5/6 of 6/7 of 7/8 of 8/9 of 9/10 of 1000?

2. If you go to the movies and you're paying, is it cheaper to take one friend to the movies twice or two friends to the movies at the same time?

3. There is a clothing store in Bartlesville. The owner has devised his own method of pricing items. A vest costs $20 socks cost $25 a tie costs $15 and a blouse costs $30. Using the method how much would a pair of underwear cost?


4. Two mothers and two daughters go shopping. They have $21 which they split equally between them. How can this be possible?

5. The marathon man timed himself and found out that if he wore a bright white outfit he ran 20 miles in 80 minutes but when he wore a dark outfit he ran 20 miles in one hour and twenty minutes. What does this mean for his next race?


The Answers

1. One hundred - work backwards and you will understand.

2. It's cheaper to take two friends at the same time. In this case you would only be buying three tickets whereas if you take the same friend twice you are buying four tickets.

3. $45. The pricing method consists of charging $5 for each letter required to spell the item.

4. There are only three people. One of the mothers is a daughter also because there is a grandmother a mother and a daughter! They each get $7 exactly.

5. Absolutely nothing as 80 minutes equals an hour and twenty minutes.