Not a McDonald's Restaurants

Is there any country in the world who doesn't have a McDonald's restaurant in its territory? With more than 32,000 locations worldwide, McDonald's is the largest chain of hamburger fast food restaurants in the world. Their M logo has been widely known by those who love hamburger, cheeseburger, french fries, fried chicken, and soft drinks.

With their popularity, many restaurants and cafes in various places that try to gain customers by mimic McDonald's logo and font. Not exactly the same of course, because there are trademark and copyright issues, but you definitely can see the resemblance. Maybe they're hoping that some hungry person misidentified their places as McDonald's and just rushing in?

Check What's Inside Your Brain

To read what's inside someone's brain, psychiatrist usually ask them with questions and let them answer with the first thing that comes in their mind. So, let's try that method for this brain teaser session, shall we?

There are six incomplete words in the picture below. See how fast can you guess those words. Just say what words that cross in your mind without thinking it through!



Are you done? Let's scroll down and see if your words are the same with the ones in our mind!


Well, if your answers are the same as ours, then you've got no problem. But if you're thinking "something else" then you need help to brainwash your dirty mind! Cheers!

First Date Conversation Topics and Tips

Maybe some of you are still asking question about why this blog keep posting some relationship articles such as this First Date Conversation Topics or previous post like 30 Ways to Please Your Girl. Well, it's because this is not merely a humor blog, but also about how to have fun and enjoying life, and having a good date and romance is one way to achieve it.

To have a perfect first date is kinda important for your next step to impress someone. If you ruin it, you might never get your second chance to fix it. So, it's better to come prepared, especially for a good conversation. These conversation topics and tips that we're about to give you are generally for men, but some of them also can be applied for women.

First Date Conversation Topics

• How was your day?
  The best starter question. Besides shows that you've got manners and care about him/her, it also leads to other questions based on his/her answer.
  
• Free time hobbies and activities
  This is useful to find something in common between you two. You can also judge someone's personality by their given answer.
• Got any brothers sisters?
  Always a safe topic as long as you don't ask whether they're cute or not. Women love to talk about their brothers and sisters. While for parents, if you're not sure whether she comes from a happy family, you'd better leave it (unless if she's the one who started to tell you).
• Job and career plans
  Praise her if she has a good career and happy to talk about it, and encourage her if she seems disappointed and hesitate to tell you about her job.
• Something funny
  Woman love a man that can make her laugh, this is not a secret. Remember not to tell any shallow jokes, such as sexual related story.
• Other general topics
  This including favorite things (books, movies, songs), friends, pets, travel, current events.
• Don't know what to say? Tell her!
  If you got yourself in a situation where you've got nothing to talk about, and your date is noticing the same thing, then you need a desperate move. "Isn’t it awkward when you feel like you have nothing to say?" is a good line. You two can feel a bit relaxed and follow to a conversation about this.

Don't say anything stupid on your first date

First Date Conversation Tips

• Focus on her
  People, especially women, love a good listener. Not just listening, but you need to give full attention. Don't let her catch you forgetting something she said 15 minutes ago.
  
• Make eye contact
  Shows that you are a confident person, really attentive, and got nothing to hide.
• Comments occasionally on what she says
  Don't let her think that she speaks with a statue. Say something like "Me too", "I couldn't agree more", or "That's too bad" on the right moments.
• Aiming for depth
  Always follow up your questions. Don't ask based on the list that you've prepared before, but ask based on her answer to your last question.
• Intimacy
  She needs to know that you asked those questions because you're really care about her answers, not just merely to dug up some information about her.
• First date is not a big deal
  Never think that you're having a first date with love of your life. This is a great mental barrier that can block your mind and make you very tense.
• Avoid the past
  No past lovers and ex conversation.
  

How do you like them? Now, leave your internet for a while and go find yourself a real date to apply those first date conversation topics and tips!

Our Favorite Jokes are Blonde Jokes

We don't really know why people always associate blonde with dumb, as you can see in many humor sites always have a special section called blonde jokes. Personally, we love blonde girls, so we hope these jokes don't offend them in any way.


Paint Job

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

This picture is just for illustration, not to point at particular blonde

The Circle

A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a large truck. The driver was outraged and was eventually able to make her pull over.
He got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to the blonde in his most threatening voice, "Stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!"
He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats.
When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "Oh you think that's funny? Watch this!"
He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car.
When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face.
Now he's getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires.
Now she's laughing.
The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets an extra can of diesel fuel, pours it on her car and sets it on fire.
He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.
"What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the blonde.
She replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle!"



Because I'm Blonde?

A girl came skipping home FROM school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. "Mommy, Mommy," She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A,b, c, d, e, f, g!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.

"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"

"No, Honey, it's because you're 25."