May 30, 2011

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Ask and Google will Give The Answer

Google is the most used search engine on the web world, but is it always give a satisfactory results? Moreover, if you can judge a person's personality by how he/she answers a question, apparently you can also judge Google by how it answer some questions. Check these out:


Google is envious to competitor



Google is not a Republican



Google Doesn't Understand Itself



Google is Pervert




Google is Humorous



Note that a search by Google is determined by numerous factors at the specific time, so the search results are probably different when you try to enter the same keywords as above.

May 23, 2011

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Sarcastic Quotes about Men

It's always funny to listen what men say about women, and what women say about men. This time we post some sarcastic quotes about men, but not all were said by a woman. Apparently, boys also love saying something about themselves.


"I never liked the men I loved and never loved the men I liked."
~ Fanny Brice

"Passion makes idiots of the cleverest men, and makes the biggest idiots clever."
~ Francois de La Rochefoucauld

"If you would convince a man that he does wrong, do right. Men will believe what they see."
~ Henry David Thoreau

"All men’s miseries derive from not being able to sit in a quiet room alone."
~ Blaise Pascal

"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That’s his."
~ Oscar Wilde


"Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot. "
~ Oscar Wilde

"It’s not the men in my life that counts, it’s the life in my men."
~ Mae West

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
~ Billy Crystal

"Men play the game; women know the score."
~ Roger Woddis

"When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. "
~ Louis Nizer

"Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men."
~ Kin Hubbard

"Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them."
~ Marilyn Moroe

"If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman."
~ Margaret Thatcher


"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age."
~ Robert Frost

"Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable."
~ Cher

Those are some of the best sarcastic quotes about men. If you got any, don't forget to leave it on the comment box. Cheers!


May 17, 2011

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It's The Tech Era!

Desktop computer, notebook, smart phone, or tablet PC. If someone own one of those gadgets, and add it with wireless internet connection, he/she seems like doesn't need anything else, right? A person can looks busy in his/her own world without care about the surrounding. Unavoidable though, because it's the tech era that we're living in.

So, enjoy these funny tech cartoons below. They're a satire about the world when people only care about their gadget, which apparently will be happened in a very near future.


May 11, 2011

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Driving License, Please!

Oh blonde, sometimes we're wondering why these beautiful creatures are always have to be associated with dumb or stupid. There are a lot of jokes and humors that insult blonde haired woman, including this comic strip below.

Anyway, there have been quite a while since we last updated our comic section. So, enjoy this one and we'll be back with funnier stuff later.

May 9, 2011

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Marriage (In Men's Eyes)

Just because we often post satire jokes about marriage, doesn't mean that we are against it. They're just a fair warning that people will change, no matter how you think you knew them. So, never rush it to say "until death do us apart".

Here are some funny short jokes about the Beauty of Marriage:


My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, “There was water in the carburetor.”
I asked her , “Where’s the car?” She replied, “In the lake.”

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.”
The husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months – I don’t like to interrupt her.

Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.

A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”
The father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”



Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.

Then there was a man who said, “I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.

A man placed an ad in the classifieds: “Wife wanted.”
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same : “You can have mine.”

A woman was telling her friend, “I made my husband a millionaire.”
“And what was he before you married him?” asked the friend.
“A billionaire.” she replied,

A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said,” Dad! I’ve found a woman just like mother”
His father replied, “So what do you want? sympathy?”

May 7, 2011

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Reverse Card Magic Trick

Whether it's for street magician or stage magician, card trick is the most basic and common magic to perform. If you want to learn to become an illusionist, then you need to learn first about numerous card tricks. This is a video tutorial on how to do reverse card magic trick, performed by Paul Weatherbee.

Paul Weatherbee is a New York born magician, and now currently lives in Florida. He specializes in family entertainment, which blends magic, comedy and fun audience participation.

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