Obviously Not a Geek

Have you read our older post about stupid PC costumer? For those who're familiar with the tech world, or even called themselves geek, those kind of honest mistakes seem to be impossible to happen. But hey, there are a lot of people out there that have "real life" and not depend on computer, internet, and social networks. Those are the kind of people that rarely touch a PC, or just once in a while, when they really need it.

These are another collection of true story about "stupid" PC user. Well, probably not all were true, but at least these are make sense:

Long Password

During a recent PASSWORD AUDIT by the bank, they found that Rick was using the following password:

MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyLondon

When they asked me why Rick had such a long password, he replied:
''Are you frickn' stupid? I was told that my password had to be at least 8 characters long and include one capital!''


Overheard in a computer shop:
Customer: "I'd like a mouse mat, please."
Salesperson: "Certainly sir, we've got a large variety."
Customer: "But will they be compatible with my computer?"


A friend once received a fax with a note on the bottom to fax the document back to the sender when he was finished with it, because the sender needed to keep it.


Computer Problem

Ted had a computer problem yesterday, so he called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over.

Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away, Ted called after him, 'So, what was wrong?

He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'

Ted didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired,
'An, ID ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'

Eric grinned.... 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T errors before?
'No,' Ted replied.

‘Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'

So Ted wrote down:

ID10T

Ted used to like Eric, the little b*stard.

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If Cartoon Characters on Real Life

Who's your favorite cartoon characters? Maybe from comic books like Asterix, Donald Duck, or Pinocchio? Or the ones from animation films such as Nemo, Homer Simpson, or Shrek? Whichever it is, do you ever wonder how if your fictional heroes are living on the real world? What seem impossible can be manifested into a cool photos with some helps from Photoshop. Check out these cool pics of when cartoon characters are on the real-life background:



Source credit: http://www.typografikos.com/2011/07/cartoons_07.html#en

Best Quotes from Lost TV Series

Lost television series has ended its six and final season about a year ago. Fans still remember this show as one of the best TV series of all time. Lost is not just favored by sci-fi fans, as its story also has drama, romance, mythology, faith, mystery, and action elements. The script and dialogues also well written, thus produce some memorable quotes.



These are some of the best quotes from Lost TV series:

"Don't tell me what I can and can't do!"
- John Locke

"Crazy people don't think they're going crazy. They think they're getting saner."
- John Locke

"A leader can't lead until he knows where he's going."
- John Locke

"Do not mistake coincidence for fate."
- Mr. Eko

"I'll see you in another life, brother."
- Desmond Hume

"It doesn't matter what we do. Whatever happened, happened."
- Daniel Faraday

Ana: "When I say move, you move. When I say stop, you stop. When I say jump, what do you say?"
Sawyer: "You First!"

"I'm a complex guy, sweetheart."
- Sawyer

Libby: "(After she has kissed Hurley) And that...was real."
Hurley: "Maybe you should do it again, just to be sure."

Ben: "Do you believe in God, Jack?"
Jack: "Do you?"
Ben: "Two days after I found out I had a fatal tumor on my spine, a spinal surgeon fell out of the sky... and if that's not proof of God, I don't know what is."

"Welcome to the wonderful world of not knowing what the hell's going on."
- Kate Austen

Kate: "I'm sorry I kissed you."
Jack: "I'm not."

"We either live together.... or die alone."
- Jack Shephard

"If I never meet you... then I never have to lose you."
- Juliet Burke (played by Elizabeth Mitchell)

"...and just because we love each other doesn't mean that we're meant to be together..."
- Juliet Burke

Sawyer: So, are you screwing Jack yet?
Juliet: No, are you?

"(in Korean) She's a woman, she knows"
- Sun

Ben: Because he is the only one that will have me.
Ilana: I'll have you.

Above quotes are just few examples. Do you know that there are even a websites out there that the main content is only the quotes from Lost? Scary, huh?