Jun 26, 2009

Marriage Joke

This is what a man will say to his woman before they get married:

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. 

She: Do you want me to leave? 

He: No! Don't even think about it. 

She: Do you love me? 

He: Of course! Over and over! 

She: Have you ever cheated on me? 

He: No! Why are you even asking? 

She: Will you kiss me? 

He: Every chance I get. 

She: Will you hit me? 

He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person! 

She: Can I trust you? 

He: Yes. 

She: Darling!

And what about after they're getting married? Just read it from the bottom to top!


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9 comments:

  1. odds and endsJune 29, 2009 at 12:23 PM

    Ouch! Do men really change after marriage? :P

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  2. AnonymousJuly 2, 2009 at 2:39 PM

    hhhahahahhaha,,, nice post bro!!
    poor girll,, =O

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  3. Ngalam RetsambewJuly 10, 2009 at 10:35 PM

    he he, nice topic

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  4. Customer serviceSeptember 10, 2009 at 5:17 AM

    Ha ha ha good one!

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  5. baby name meaningSeptember 19, 2009 at 7:20 PM

    very funny , thank you

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  6. GrundgeOctober 8, 2009 at 3:08 AM

    HA HA HA HA HA , LOL LOL , VERY FUNNY , HE SHOULD HAVE ALSO ASKED TWEET , AND DIGG UNTIL DEATH APART YOU

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  7. rock punkOctober 21, 2009 at 4:21 AM

    that's a nice one

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  8. BingoNovember 10, 2009 at 10:47 PM

    Ha ha marriage is complicated!

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    For me this article is perfect because all things related to jokes is amazing, actually I think marriage is joke because everything during that period is like a novel.

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