Stupid and Funny Questions

Please answers these stupid questions for me.....
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How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

How do "please keep off the grass" signs get there?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of murdered?

If people can put up nude statues everywhere, then why can't we run around naked?

If Hooters started a door-to-door service would they then be called knockers?

How come a pizza can get to ur house faster than an ambulance?

They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?

What does the K in K-mart actually stand for?

Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?

Why are boxing rings square?

Have you ever thought what life would be like if your name was Anonymous? You'd get credit for everything nobody wanted credit for!

Can blind people see their dreams?

What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God....I could be eating a slow learner!

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes...why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.

Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?

When the stock market closes at the end of the day, why does everyone stand around smiling and clapping regardless of whether the stocks are up or down?

When a store has double doors why do they only let you use one of them?

Why can't you get a tan on your palms?

If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

Why is it that humans can move their eyes in opposite directions toward the nose, but not away from the nose?

Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?

Why is snow white and ice clear? Aren't they just different forms of water?

Thought,

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