Showing posts with label Quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Quotes. Show all posts

Oct 14, 2011

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Steve Jobs Famous Quotes

Steve Jobs has passed away on October 5, 2011, which suspected because of his pancreatic cancer. You must have been familiar with Apple Inc. and all their products, which include MacBook, iPod, iPad, and iPhone. However, I don't think that those gadgets are Steve Jobs most precious legacies. Instead, I choose his brilliant and revolutionary mind as the things that made this world a brighter place.

As an attribute to the Apple Inc. co-founder and former CEO, now I post some of Steve Jobs inspirational and famous quotes, which most of them perfectly describe his vision.




"Design is not just what it looks like and feels like. Design is how it works."

"I want to put a ding in the universe."

"Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower."



"Sometimes when you innovate, you make mistakes. It is best to admit them quickly, and get on with improving your other innovations."

"Being the richest man in the cemetery doesn’t matter to me … Going to bed at night saying we’ve done something wonderful… that’s what matters to me."

"Why join the navy if you can be a pirate?"


"I’ve always wanted to own and control the primary technology in everything we do."

"We don’t get a chance to do that many things, and every one should be really excellent. Because this is our life. Life is brief, and then you die, you know? And we’ve all chosen to do this with our lives. So it better be damn good. It better be worth it."

"That’s been one of my mantras — focus and simplicity. Simple can be harder than complex: You have to work hard to get your thinking clean to make it simple. But it’s worth it in the end because once you get there, you can move mountains."



"I think if you do something and it turns out pretty good, then you should go do something else wonderful, not dwell on it for too long. Just figure out what’s next."

R.I.P and Good Job Steve Jobs (1955-2011)!

Aug 21, 2011

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Some of the Best Quotes from Movie

The best movies always come with the best quotes. Sometimes it's about love, humor, sarcasm, and expression. These are 15 of the best movie quotes ever. They are good not necessarily because of the meaning of the words, but also because how the actors said it and the situation when they said it. So, if you haven't seen the movies yet, you probably won't get the meaning of these quotes.



"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
~ Rhett Butler (played by Clark Gable) in Gone with the Wind (1939).



"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."
~ Don Vito Corleone (played by Marlon Brando) in The Godfather (1972).



"Go ahead, make my day."
~ Harry Callahan (played by Clint Eastwood) in Sudden Impact (1983).



"May the Force be with you."
~ Han Solo (played by Harrison Ford) in Star Wars IV: A New Hope.



"You talkin' to me?"
~ Travis Bickle (played by Robert De Niro) in Taxi Driver (1976).



"Love means never having to say you're sorry."
~ Jennifer Cavilleri Barrett (played by Ali MacGraw) in Love Story (1970).



"Bond. James Bond."
~ James Bond (played by Sean Connery) in Dr. No (1962).



"There's no place like home."
~ Dorothy Gale (played by Judy Garland) in The Wizard of Oz (1939).



"Show me the money!"
~ Rod Tidwell (played by Cuba Gooding, Jr.) Jerry Maguire (1996).



"You can't handle the truth!"
~ Col. Nathan R. Jessep (played by Jack Nicholson) in A Few Good Men (1992).



"I'll be back."
~ Terminator (played by Arnold Schwarzenegger) in The Terminator (1984).



"Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
~ Forrest Gump (played by Tom Hanks) in Forrest Gump (1994).



"My precious."
~ Gollum (played by Andy Serkis) in The Lord of The Rings: The Two Towers (2002).



"Yippee-ki-yay, motherfu***r!"
~ John McLane (played by Bruce Willis) in Die Hard 1, 2, 3, 4.



"I'm king of the world!"
~ Jack Dawson (played by Leonardo DiCaprio) in Titanic (1997).


Note that those are only the best movie quotes from the film that we've seen, so you probably have a different choices.

Jul 4, 2011

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Best Quotes from Lost TV Series

Lost television series has ended its six and final season about a year ago. Fans still remember this show as one of the best TV series of all time. Lost is not just favored by sci-fi fans, as its story also has drama, romance, mythology, faith, mystery, and action elements. The script and dialogues also well written, thus produce some memorable quotes.



These are some of the best quotes from Lost TV series:

"Don't tell me what I can and can't do!"
- John Locke

"Crazy people don't think they're going crazy. They think they're getting saner."
- John Locke

"A leader can't lead until he knows where he's going."
- John Locke

"Do not mistake coincidence for fate."
- Mr. Eko

"I'll see you in another life, brother."
- Desmond Hume

"It doesn't matter what we do. Whatever happened, happened."
- Daniel Faraday

Ana: "When I say move, you move. When I say stop, you stop. When I say jump, what do you say?"
Sawyer: "You First!"

"I'm a complex guy, sweetheart."
- Sawyer

Libby: "(After she has kissed Hurley) And that...was real."
Hurley: "Maybe you should do it again, just to be sure."

Ben: "Do you believe in God, Jack?"
Jack: "Do you?"
Ben: "Two days after I found out I had a fatal tumor on my spine, a spinal surgeon fell out of the sky... and if that's not proof of God, I don't know what is."

"Welcome to the wonderful world of not knowing what the hell's going on."
- Kate Austen

Kate: "I'm sorry I kissed you."
Jack: "I'm not."

"We either live together.... or die alone."
- Jack Shephard

"If I never meet you... then I never have to lose you."
- Juliet Burke (played by Elizabeth Mitchell)


"...and just because we love each other doesn't mean that we're meant to be together..."
- Juliet Burke

Sawyer: So, are you screwing Jack yet?
Juliet: No, are you?

"(in Korean) She's a woman, she knows"
- Sun

Ben: Because he is the only one that will have me.
Ilana: I'll have you.

Above quotes are just few examples. Do you know that there are even a websites out there that the main content is only the quotes from Lost? Scary, huh?

Jun 2, 2011

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Albert Einstein Funny Quotes on Love and Life

People has known Albert Einstein as a physicist, but they often wonder why there are so many funny Einstein quotes, or Einstein quotes on love, life, or even religion. Well, if we check sample from the past, many great scientists are actually a great philosopher too, namely Plato, Hippocrates, or Archimedes. Great thinker probably see the world different than us "common people", that's why they have a lot of saying in the form of quotes.

So, check out these best Einstein funny quotes, on love, on life, on God, and on religion.


Albert Einstein Funny Quotes

"Intellectuals solve problem, geniuses prevent them."

"An empty stomach is not a good political adviser."

"If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut."




Albert Einstein Quotes on Life

"I never think of the future. It comes soon enough."

"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new."

"There are two ways to live your life - one is as though nothing is a miracle, the other is as though everything is a miracle."



Albert Einstein Quotes on Religion and God

"Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind."

"All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree."

"God is subtle but he is not malicious."

"God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically."



Albert Einstein Quotes on Love

"Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves."

"Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love."

"No, this trick won't work...How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love?"


Apart form those funny Einstein quotes above, the German physicist still has many more best quotes. You can find on the internet about the other Einstein quotes on life or on love. Meanwhile, don't forget to read the article on the reason behind Albert Einstein's tongue picture.

May 23, 2011

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Sarcastic Quotes about Men

It's always funny to listen what men say about women, and what women say about men. This time we post some sarcastic quotes about men, but not all were said by a woman. Apparently, boys also love saying something about themselves.


"I never liked the men I loved and never loved the men I liked."
~ Fanny Brice

"Passion makes idiots of the cleverest men, and makes the biggest idiots clever."
~ Francois de La Rochefoucauld

"If you would convince a man that he does wrong, do right. Men will believe what they see."
~ Henry David Thoreau

"All men’s miseries derive from not being able to sit in a quiet room alone."
~ Blaise Pascal

"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That’s his."
~ Oscar Wilde


"Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot. "
~ Oscar Wilde

"It’s not the men in my life that counts, it’s the life in my men."
~ Mae West

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
~ Billy Crystal

"Men play the game; women know the score."
~ Roger Woddis

"When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. "
~ Louis Nizer

"Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men."
~ Kin Hubbard

"Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them."
~ Marilyn Moroe

"If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman."
~ Margaret Thatcher


"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age."
~ Robert Frost

"Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable."
~ Cher

Those are some of the best sarcastic quotes about men. If you got any, don't forget to leave it on the comment box. Cheers!


Mar 4, 2011

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Funny (and Dumb) Celebrity Quotes

We always know that celebrities aren't the smartest creatures on this planet, and they prove that by themselves in numerous occasion by saying funny quotes, which also dumb. In movie, they can say a romantic love quotes, but that's obviously someone else's writing. While in real live, celebrity quotes aren't that bright, as you can read from these examples:


"I think food is really sexy."
- Matthew McConaughey

"My wife is a sex object – every time I ask for sex, she objects."
- Les Dawson

"There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men think, I know what I’m doing. Just show me somebody naked."
- Jerry Seinfield

" I was asked to come to Chicago because Chicago is one of our 52 states."
- Raquel Welch

"I can do anything you want me to do as long as I don't have to speak."
- Linda Evangelista

"I want a man with kindness and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?"
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
- Mariah Carey

“I’m so smart now. Everyone’s always like ‘take your top off.’ Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I’m not stupid.”
- Paris Hilton

“What’s Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like wall stuff?”
- Paris Hilton

So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?
- Christina Aguilera

"It’s really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people.”
- Axl Rose

"I'm doing a lot of shopping in the name of research."
- Isla Fisher

Feb 13, 2011

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Valentine's Day Quotes

These are not actually Valentine's Day quotes, but just some common love quotes. But since it's still on Valentine's Day atmosphere then that's how we entitled this post. By the way, if you found this kind of quotes are romantic, then you might want to check some love quotes which were taken from famous movies.


“Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind,
And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.“
William Shakespeare

“Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.“
Albert Einstein

“If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?“
Anonymous

“Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely.“
Hawkeye, M.A.S.H.

“Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.“
Aristotle



“Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house.“
Anonymous

“Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.“
Hoosier Farmer

“True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.“
La Rochefoucauld

“True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.“
Erich Segal

“Love wouldn't be blind if the Braille weren't so damned much fun.“
Anonymous

“Falling in love is so hard on the knees.“
Aerosmith

“Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.“
Jules Renard

“Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.“
Peter Ustinov

“Love is a grave mental disease.“
Plato

Oct 2, 2010

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Homer Simpson Got Twitter

Do you know that Homer Simpson, the cartoon character from The Simpsons TV series, has his own Twitter account? And boy, he does love to update his status regularly with a little bit of sarcasm, typical of Homer Simpson.


Recently, Katy Perry video for Sesame Street being banned because not suitable for children. Meanwhile, Katy Perry is confirmed that she's gonna appear as guest star in Christmas episode of The Simpsons. Listen what Homer Simpson got to say to Elmo from his Twitter:

"Katy Perry's coming to Springfield in an upcoming episode. So, suck it, Elmo, you androgynous little freak!"


These are some other Homer Simpson's quotes:

"Twitter is suggesting I follow some chick named "Kim Kardashian." Really? Come on now Twitter, I thought you knew me better than this."

"Justin Bieber sucks. There, I said it."

"The iPad: Finally, a solution for my fat fingers. Now if only I had someone to shell out $500 (Mr. Burns, you listening?)"


"FOX is stealing MY ideas. They've created some FAKE Homer Simpson. And he's stealing all of my bits! FOX, could you be any more commercial?"

"PS: Please don't cancel my show, FOX."

"Marge says I need to do one of two things: Get on the treadmill more, or get on Twitter more. Psh, the choice is obvious."

Well, if you want to know more what's more inside Homer Simpson's head, you might want to become a follower of his Twitter account.

Dec 13, 2009

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Celebrity Quotes

I have done a little research on this "Just Have Fun and Enjoy Your Life" blog, and I found that most visitors that came from search engine found this blog under "quotes" keyword. This is kinda surprising for me, so to appreciate my visitor now I post another quotes article.

You have read beautiful love quotes from famous movies. You also know how stupid and ridiculous are Homer Simpson quotes. Now, let's listen to quotes by popular celebs. Some of them inspiring, some funny, and some even more dumber than Homer.

"When I was growing up, there were two things that were unpopular in my house. One was me, and the other was my guitar"
-Bruce Springsteen

"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age."
-Lucille Ball

"I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. They wake up in the morning and that’s the best they are going to feel all day."
-Frank Sinatra

"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. "
-Charles Lamb

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
-George Gobol
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
-Billy Crystal
"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."
-WC Fields



"Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies."
-Adrienne Gusoff

"An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex."
-Edgar Wallace

"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."
-Mae West

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
-Sharon Stone
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
-Robert de Niro
"My girlfriend always laughs during sex no matter what she’s reading."
-Steve Jobs, founder of Apple Computers

"When the sun comes up, I have morals again."
-Elizabeth Taylor

"I rob banks because that's where the money is."
-Willie Sutton

Oct 2, 2009

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Homer Simpson Wisdom Words

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.


Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.

When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!

[Meeting Aliens] Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!

What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.

Marge, you're as beautiful as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda.

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.



I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.

Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.



I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.

How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that homewinemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

Homer no function beer well without.

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.

I'm never going to be disabled. I'm sick of being so healthy.

I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.

[Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay]

Hee hee! Look at this country! 'You-are-gay.'

All my life I've had one dream, to achieve my many goals.



Apr 29, 2009

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Funny but Inspiring Quotes

Check out these quotes. They're inspiring for our lives, but they're also hilarious and funny too.

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on."

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils."

"Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped."

"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."

"Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!"

"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."

Mar 3, 2009

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Love Quotes from Movies

These are some love quotes which were taken from movie scenes. You might haven't seen some of them, but they're all great movies. You should watch them all, because they're all as inspiring as the quotes below:




I guarantee it won't be easy.

I guarantee that at one point or another one of us is going to want to leave.

But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine...

I'm going to regret it for the rest of my life.

Because I know in my heart...

You are the only one for me.

--The Runaway Bride



You will be doing anything

For the one you love....

Except love them again.

--Faithful



The only feeling of real loss

Is when you love someone

More than you love yourself

--Good Will Hunting



When you realize

You want to spend the rest of your life with somebody,

You want the rest of our life

To start as soon as possible

--When harry Met Sally



You will see a lot of things,

But they will mean nothing to you

If you lose sight of the things you love

--At First Sight



If you love someone you say it....

You say it right then, out loud.....

Or the moment just passes you by....

--My Best Friend's Wedding



I love You without knowing how, why, or even from where....

--Patch Adams



How come we don't always know when love begins,

but we always know when it ends?

--L.A Story



There is a place you can touch a woman

That will drive her crazy....

Her heart.

--Milk Money




Feb 25, 2009

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Bushism

All politicians are prone to make slips of the tongue in the heat of the moment - and President George W Bush has made more than most.


The word "Bushism" has been coined to label his occasional verbal lapses during eight years in office, which come to an end on 20 January.



Here are some of his most memorable pronouncements.



ON HIMSELF


"They misunderestimated me."
Bentonville, Arkansas, 6 November, 2000


"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right." Rome, 22 July, 2001


"There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on... shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again."
Nashville, Tennessee, 17 September, 2002


"I want to thank my friend, Senator Bill Frist, for joining us today. He married a Texas girl, I want you to know. Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me."
Nashville, Tennessee, 27 May, 2004



FOREIGN AFFAIRS


"For a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times."Tokyo, 18 February, 2002


"The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorise himself."
Grand Rapids, Michigan, 29 January, 2003


"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
Washington DC, 5 August, 2004


"I think war is a dangerous place." Washington DC, 7 May, 2003


"The ambassador and the general were briefing me on the - the vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice." Washington DC, 27 October, 2003


"You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror."
CBS News, Washington DC, 6 September, 2006


Now you know where George W Bush heart is located


EDUCATION


"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"
Florence, South Carolina, 11 January, 2000


"As governor of Texas, I have set high standards for our public schools, and I have met those standards."CNN, 30 August, 2000


"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test."
Townsend, Tennessee, 21 February, 2001



ECONOMICS


"I understand small business growth. I was one."New York Daily News, 19 February, 2000


"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."Reuters, 5 May, 2000


"First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill."Washington DC, 19 May, 2003



TECHNOLOGY


"Will the highways on the internet become more few?"
Concord, New Hampshire, 29 January, 2000


"It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human cloning to come out of that chamber."Washington DC, 10 April, 2002


"Information is moving. You know, nightly news is one way, of course, but it's also moving through the blogosphere and through the Internets."Washington DC, 2 May, 2007


"How the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."
Saginaw, Michigan, 29 September, 2000




ON GOVERNING


"I have a different vision of leadership. A leadership is someone who brings people together."Bartlett, Tennessee, 18 August, 2000


"Truth of the matter is, a lot of reports in Washington are never read by anybody. To show you how important this one is, I read it, and [Tony Blair] read it."
On the publication of the Baker-Hamilton Report, Washington DC, 7 December, 2006


"I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office."Washington DC, 12 May, 2008


Originally posted on http://news.bbc.co.uk

Jan 20, 2009

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Encouraging Quotes

This is the new part of our blog; Quotes Section.

I've add some encouraging quotes to keep your spirit up and to remind you that we are lucky to be alive, so always have fun and enjoy your life!!!



Great minds discuss ideas;
Average minds discuss events;
Small minds discuss people


Beautiful young people are acts of nature;
But beautiful old people are works of art


To handle yourself use your head;
To handle others use your heart


Believe in miracles, but don't depend on them


What you do today is getting you closer to where you want to be tomorrow

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