Apr 29, 2009

Funny but Inspiring Quotes





Check out these quotes. They're inspiring for our lives, but they're also hilarious and funny too.

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on."

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils."

"Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped."

"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."

"Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!"

"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."

Fun or Not:



6 comments:

Bart Tolina said...

Punta kayo sa blog ko at may libreng pagkain!
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salamat!

aLgene said...

"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."

- absolutely! :D

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Life is very funny

emo love said...

LOL, that's funny

Bingo said...

Great quotes, I will post one on my facebook.

Celebrity Wallpaper said...

"Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!" Hahaha... I like this!

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