Jun 26, 2009

Marriage Joke





This is what a man will say to his woman before they get married:

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. 

She: Do you want me to leave? 

He: No! Don't even think about it. 

She: Do you love me? 

He: Of course! Over and over! 

She: Have you ever cheated on me? 

He: No! Why are you even asking? 

She: Will you kiss me? 

He: Every chance I get. 

She: Will you hit me? 

He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person! 

She: Can I trust you? 

He: Yes. 

She: Darling!

And what about after they're getting married? Just read it from the bottom to top!




Fun or Not:



9 comments:

odds and ends said...

Ouch! Do men really change after marriage? :P

Aristides Fariz said...

hhhahahahhaha,,, nice post bro!!
poor girll,, =O

Ngalam Retsambew said...

he he, nice topic

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Grundge said...

HA HA HA HA HA , LOL LOL , VERY FUNNY , HE SHOULD HAVE ALSO ASKED TWEET , AND DIGG UNTIL DEATH APART YOU

rock punk said...

that's a nice one

Bingo said...

Ha ha marriage is complicated!

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For me this article is perfect because all things related to jokes is amazing, actually I think marriage is joke because everything during that period is like a novel.

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