Try these pickup lines at your own risk.....
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
Ask a woman for the time. "10:30? So today is January 10,1999, at 10:30 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you."
Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
Coffee? Tea? Me?
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Do you have room in your life for another friend?
Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Does Levi's pay you for wearing those and looking that good?
Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.
Ever since I met you, you've lived in my heart without paying any rent.
Excuse me miss, I don't mean to stare, but um I think you're really Beautiful"
Excuse me miss... Do you have a cigarette? Actually, I don't want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
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5 comments:
Hahaha , funny post
Ha ha ha I think I've heard some of them.
hahahaaha some of them are really funny
The women in these jokes sure are nasty!
Ouch some of those are baddddd..... (although a lot are pretty funny)!
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