Mar 15, 2011

The Definitions of Kiss

"A kiss is the act of pressing one's lips against the body of another. Cultural connotations of kissing vary widely. A kiss may be used to express sentiments of love, passion, affection, respect, greeting, friendship, and good luck, among many others." -- Definition of kiss according to Wikipedia.

You also can find the other definitions of kiss/kissing according to various dictionaries, and they will describe it quite similar with the above sentences. But because this is a humor blog, we searched for the uncommon definitions of kiss according to many disciplines. And here are what we found:

Economics :
Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.

Accountancy :
Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

Algebra :
Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.

Geometry :
Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.

Physics :
Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

Chemistry :
Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

Zoology :
Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.

Physiology :
Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction.

Dentistry :
Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

Statistics :
Kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.

Philosophy :
Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

English :
Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

Architecture :
Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects.

Comp. Science :

What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable

Anyway, kissing is the first step for deeper relationship. If you feel a connection with someone through kissing, and decide to marry or moving together but don't want a baby yet, then you probably want to learn about birth control. Check out this cool image below about "birth control through the ages".

This graphic was designed by Lorena O'Neal, you can check out more of
her work here.

Source:http://www.laboratorytechnician.orgLaboratory Technician - Birth Control

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