Hilarious Movie Poster Parodies

Have you been bored with the lack of creativity of recent Hollywood's movies? Well, some people might've the same thought, that's why they created hilarious movie poster parodies to mock Hollywood's products. I don't know about you, but I personally think that some of the movie poster remakes below would make a great film, which probably better than the original film.

So, here are 20 hilarious movie poster parodies:

Things Men Want Women to Know

Back again with another romance tips. After previous post for guys about What Women Want in a Man, now it's the girls turn with Things that Men Want Women to Know. Well, men are not as complicated as women, but it doesn't mean that they're less sensitive. Many relationships were broken just because women don't understand some simple stuffs about men. For you girls, here are some of the examples of things that your guys want you to know:


His Thoughts

• Sometimes, men are not thinking about you. Live with it.
• No matter what you say, your ex-boyfriend is a loser!
• Those male models with perfect bodies are all gay. Accept it. 
• Don't ask him what he's thinking about, unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.
• It's not funny that after you rip out his heart, stick it down his throat and then still want to be friends.

Food

• The way to a guys heart is through his stomach.
• If you're cooking a special dinner for a man, be sure to include something from each of the four major male food groups: meat, fried, beer, and red.
• If your man is cooking a special dinner for you, no matter how feeble (ie: Microwaving a burrito, fixing Spaghetti, etc) should be met with roughly the same degree of praise a parent might shower upon their infant when it walks for the first time.
• Never buy a 'new' brand of beer or cigarette because 'it was on sale.' 

Manhood

• Any sort of injury involving the testicles is not funny. Seriously.
• Don't make him hold your purse in the mall. It does something to his manhood.
• Shopping is not a sport and not fascinating. Ever.
• Dog is good. Cat is bad. Period.
• Do not question a man's innate navigational abilities by suggesting he stop for directions.
• If it itches, it will be scratched. Men do that.  

Communication

• If he sees you in the morning and at night, why call him at work?
• If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect him to act like soap opera guys.
• Silence does not need to be filled.
• "Fine." is not an acceptable way to end an argument.
• If you truly want honesty, don't ask questions you don't really want the answer to (question such "Am I fat?").
• Ask for what you want. Let him be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. Just say it!
• Your (select appropriate item:) butt/boobs/hair/makeup/legs look fine. As a matter of fact, it/they look damn good. Stop asking.
• His (select appropriate item:) bald spot/beer gut/impossibly thick glasses/impotency/scabby rash, is cute. 

Sex

• PMS is not an excuse.
• If you want a satisfying sex life, you will never fake an orgasm. Ever.
• When he asks for a threesome with you and your best friend, he is only joking (unless the answer is YES!).
• Of course size matters, and boy does he have the grandaddy of them all.

At Home

• If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.
• Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
• If he has to sit through "Titanic", you have to sit through "Showgirls".
• No, you can't have the remote control.

Now, the above stuffs are only meant as a joke, even though some of them have proven to be right. For you who want a serious advice about how to maintain your relationship and improve your love-life, you should read The Women Men Adore, a book by relationship coach Bob Grant. If you want to know the review of this book, you can read it here.

This e-book is basically contains information about what men really seek in a woman, how to understand men, common mistakes by women, and how to make a man unable to resist you. So, if you're a woman who want to keep dating/marrying to the same man, you definitely should read The Women Men Adore!

What Women Want in A Man

Did you ever wonder why you're still single? Or do you worry that you don't have the "qualities" that women looked for in a man? Well, although it's impossible to understand women's mind, it's actually not that hard to know what women want in a man. Below if a list of some qualities that a man should have, which change as they grow older, as described by typical women:


What Women Want in a Man, Original List (age 20s):

1. Handsome.
2. Charming.
3. Promising career.
4. A caring listener.
5. Witty.
6. In good shape.
7. Dresses with style.
8. Appreciates finer things.
9. Full of thoughtful surprises.
10. An imaginative, romantic lover, good kisser.

What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 30s):

1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head).
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs.
3. Financially successful.
4. Listens more than talks.
5. Laughs at their jokes.
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease.
7. Owns at least one tie.
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal.
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries.
10. Seeks romance at least once a week, kiss passionately.



What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 40s):

1. Not too ugly (and not completely bald).
2. Doesn't drive off until they're in the car.
3. Works steady -- splurges on dinner out occasionally.
4. Nods head when they're talking.
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes.
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture.
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach.
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids.
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down.
10. Shaves most weekends, kiss occasionally.



What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 50s):

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed.
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public.
3. Doesn't borrow money too often.
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when they're venting.
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times.
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends.
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear.
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner.
9. Remembers their name on occasion.
10. Shaves some weekends, breath doesn't stink when kissing.



What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 60s):

1. Doesn't scare small children.
2. Remembers where bathroom is.
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep.
4. Only snores lightly when asleep.
5. Remembers why he's laughing.
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself.
7. Usually wears clothes.
8. Likes soft foods.
9. Remembers where he left his teeth.
10. Remembers that it's the weekend.



What Women Want in a Man, Final List (age 70+):

1. Breathing.
2. Doesn't miss the toilet.
3. Remembers where he lives.

Funny Poems for Valentine's Day

Valentine's Day that goes every February 14 is always associated with celebration of love. Unfortunately, not everyone is thought the same. Those who still single, just had a break up, or having a bad relationship will mourn even more during Valentine. One of the best ways to express feeling about Valentine, and your "beloved" one, is by writing a poem. Let's check out some bitter, yet funny, poems about Valentine and love below:


Some girls don't need flowers from their man,
Some girls complain chocolates make them fat,
Some girls do not need big romantic gestures,
Please be advised that I am not like that!

I am your mystery valentine,

Your secret admirer.

I'm rich, good-looking, sexy,

And a compulsive liar.

Since my Valentine got a computer
My love life has taken a hit.
Nothing I say is important
Unless it's a byte or a bit.

Facebook says I'm single

But that's not really true.

My heart belongs to someone,

And that someone is you.

We'd make a great couple,

Jealous folk would hate us,

So please give me a reason

To update my status.

I said to you, "Oh, please be mine;
Be mine forever, Valentine."
I must have seemed like quite a fool,
Although I thought I was being cool.

I swore that we would never part,
As I put my hand upon my heart.
Had I been thinking with my head,
I'd probably have fled instead.

I have something to say that I

Hope won't go to your head.

You're handsome, witty, charming,

And very good in bed.

Won't you be mine you whine
But I decline your valentine

Your hairline is divine
But I decline your valentine

You're no genuine swine
But I decline your valentine

Oh fine, we'll dine at nine
But to be most sincere my dear
You can't buy me love any time of the year.

My love told me to be more romantic
And to book a table for Valentine's Day
When we arrived at the fancy hall
I can tell you there was all hell to pay

Last Valentine, when I stopped by early,
It was much worse than my fear.
For my best friend’s car was in the front.
And he was in the rear.

Take me somewhere nice tonight

We'll have a cosy chat,

Any place that doesn't ask,

'Do you want any fries with that?'

Roses are red, Violets are blue,
This is my heart, you broke it in two.

Roses are red, violets are blue,
This is what i have to say, you suck I hate you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I would rather die then sleep with you.

Asian Girls without Makeup

Many male worldwide admire Asian girls, and even having a dream of dating or marrying one. They especially love girls from Eastern Asian, such as China, Japan, and Korea, as women from those countries usually have a very white and smooth skin, which make them look like a doll.

Well, sometimes thing is not like what it seems, and looks can be deceiving. Take a look at some pictures of Asian girls with and without makeups below, and now you must think twice before meeting Asian women after interested with their photos at Facebook or dating sites!




So, you've seen how makeups and cosmetics (added with a little Photoshop too?) can change an "ordinary" girls to look like Asian models. Now, how about the real Asian celebrities? Do they really beautiful without their makeups? Check them out:

Elly Tran Ha, Vietnamese Model

Gong Li, Chinese International Actress

Katrina Halili, 2006 & 2007 Sexiest Woman of FHM Philippines

Baby Margaretha, Indonesian Model and Internet Queen

Lin Chi-Ling, Taiwanese Model and Actress

Miyabi, Japanese Adult Video Star

Zhang Ziyi, Chinese International Actress

Katrina Kaif, Most Searched Bollywood Girl on the Internet

So, how do you think about those Asian girls, celebs or not, without makeup? Do they really naturally beautiful? By the way, don't think of me as a racist here just because I've only noted Asian girls without makeup, as I've already posted Hollywood celebs without makeups a while ago.