What Women Want in A Man

Did you ever wonder why you're still single? Or do you worry that you don't have the "qualities" that women looked for in a man? Well, although it's impossible to understand women's mind, it's actually not that hard to know what women want in a man. Below if a list of some qualities that a man should have, which change as they grow older, as described by typical women:


What Women Want in a Man, Original List (age 20s):

1. Handsome.
2. Charming.
3. Promising career.
4. A caring listener.
5. Witty.
6. In good shape.
7. Dresses with style.
8. Appreciates finer things.
9. Full of thoughtful surprises.
10. An imaginative, romantic lover, good kisser.

What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 30s):

1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head).
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs.
3. Financially successful.
4. Listens more than talks.
5. Laughs at their jokes.
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease.
7. Owns at least one tie.
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal.
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries.
10. Seeks romance at least once a week, kiss passionately.



What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 40s):

1. Not too ugly (and not completely bald).
2. Doesn't drive off until they're in the car.
3. Works steady -- splurges on dinner out occasionally.
4. Nods head when they're talking.
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes.
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture.
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach.
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids.
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down.
10. Shaves most weekends, kiss occasionally.



What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 50s):

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed.
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public.
3. Doesn't borrow money too often.
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when they're venting.
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times.
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends.
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear.
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner.
9. Remembers their name on occasion.
10. Shaves some weekends, breath doesn't stink when kissing.



What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 60s):

1. Doesn't scare small children.
2. Remembers where bathroom is.
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep.
4. Only snores lightly when asleep.
5. Remembers why he's laughing.
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself.
7. Usually wears clothes.
8. Likes soft foods.
9. Remembers where he left his teeth.
10. Remembers that it's the weekend.



What Women Want in a Man, Final List (age 70+):

1. Breathing.
2. Doesn't miss the toilet.
3. Remembers where he lives.

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