Feb 15, 2009

Some Profession Jokes

Funny Story about Boss and His Employees

Boss to four of his employees: "- I'm really sorry but I'm going to have let one of you go."

Black employee: - "I'm a protected minority"

Female employee:- "And I am a woman"

Oldest employee: - "Fire me, buster, and I'll hit you with an age discrimination suit so fast it'll make your head spin"

To which they all turn to look at the helpless young, white, male employee, who thinks a moment, then responds: "I think I might be gay...".

Funny Story about Rolls Royce Loan

A businessman walks into a bank in San Francisco and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $7,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan.

So the businessman hands over the keys to a Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the businessman returns, repays the $7,000 and the interest, which comes to $19.67. The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little confused. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What confuses us is why would you bother to borrow $7,000?"
The businessman replied, "Where else in San Francisco can I park my car for two weeks for $20 bucks?"

Real Funny Story told by a Captain of a Cruise Liner

While on a luxury cruise, the receptionist received a call from a distressed passenger. "I wish to inform you that there is a faulty electrical appliance in my suite. Could you please send someone over to have it repaired immediately?" asked a lady passenger, clearly upset.

"Certainly, I shall arrange for someone to look into the matter immediately. Which electrical appliance would that be?" asked the concierge.

"It's the microwave. I've been trying to warm up some supper for myself but the microwave wouldn't start" replied the passenger.

"The microwave, Madam?" repeated the bewildered receptionist. "Yes, the microwave. You know, the heating device that is installed in the wardrobe," replied the passenger sarcastically. "I've been trying for the past hour but my supper is still cold."

Upon arriving at the suite, the receptionist found the lady passenger standing in front of the wardrobe, pressing vigorously at the control panel of the safe deposit box installed in the wardrobe. "Let me show you how what I have been trying. I press the key in the number of minutes here, but I don't really know which one is the start button..."

Fun or Not:


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Bingo said...

Ha ha ha! I've heard that some people have mistaken a safe deposit box for a microwave in the real life.

Bhinyo said...

Hahaha...what a smart businessman

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