How to Say No to Sex

WARNING!! ADULT CONTENT!!

25 Ways to Say No to Sex for Women and 25 ways to get around them for Men (It's not guaranteed to work, so don't blame me if you fail..)

01."I just had my hair done"
Response: "Giving me a blow job won't mess your hair up at all"

02."I want to wait until I'm married"
Response: "Good one,married couples don't fuck"

03."Go to hell"
Response: "I will after I go to heaven,that is if you'll take me there"

04."I have to take a shower"
Response: "Awesome,you know how to have fun"

05."My mother would kill me"
Response: "Fine,I'll bang her too so she don't get jealous"

06."I have a boyfriend,he'll be mad"
Response:"Your boyfriend is cheating on you.I know it hurts to hear,but I can make it all better"

07."If you loved me you'd wait until I was ready"Response: "No,if you loved me you'd do anything for me"

08."We can have fun without having sex"
Response: "Yes,I could have fun without playing hockey,but that don't stop me from playing it"

09."This isn't the right place"
Response: "Ok,my house isn't far away"

10."I have things to do"
Response: "Yeah...I'm waiting"


No means NO!!

11."My car needs washed"
Response: "Oh good,I've never had sex in an automatic car wash before"

12."I have to take my clothes to the laundromat"
Response: "Well aren't you going to need something fun to do while they wash?"

13."I'm meeting my friends tonight for dinner.I have to go"
Response: "Hmm...are your friends attractive?"

14."I would much rather go out for dinner"
Response: "Ok,how about after that?"

15."Can't we do something else?"
Response: "Yes,but that's not the point"

16."I'm late for work"
Response: "Well since you're already in trouble you may as well have fun before you get yelled at"

17."I appriciate dinner,but that doesn't mean I'll have sex with you"
Response: "Waiter,seperate checks please"

18."I'm a nun"
Response: (Ok,why you'd hit on a nun evades me,but oh well.)

19."It's that time of the month"
Response: ...god damn it.

20."I'm old enough to be your grandmother"
Response: "But you're not my grandmother so it's all good"

21."Those people will be able to see us"
Response: "Oh,an audience"

22."All you men care about is sex"
Response: "That's right,all of my caring is spent towards you.Don't you love me?"

23."I don't want to get pregnant"
Response: "You can't get pregnant from a little anal"

24."I'm lesbien"
Response: "Turn off the lights,there will be no difference between me and the strap on"

25."No."
Response: Ok,you might want to just punch her and rape for this one.


Not before married

Tips,

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