Another Funny Pickup Lines

Okay, these are another lame but hilarious pickup lines, you might want to try it, who knows what will happen right?

Guy: What's your name?
Girl: Danielle
Guy: Oh... I thought it was Aphrodite.

Guy: Can i see your hand? (he draws a little river then a bunny on one side and says he can't get to the other side because he will go glub glub glub.)
Gal: What was the point of that?
Guy : Just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.

Guy: Did I see u somewhere?
Girl: No
Guy: Then I must of seen you in my dreams! (works everytime)


He: You look like my third wife.
She: Oh, how many time have you been married?
He: Twice.

Hey, come here often? You could, with me.

Guy: Hey, how did you do that?
Girl: What?
Guy: Look so good?


Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?

Guy: Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you've really changed!
Girl: I'm not Laura!!
Guy: What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

I have only three months to live.

I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.

If I could be anything I'd be a tear: Born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die at your lips.

I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?

Guy: I'm invisible.
Girl: Really?
Guy: Can you see me?
Girl: Yes
Guy: How about tomorrow night?

Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get

Oh my god, I thought I was gay... then I met you.

When you look into the mirror holding up a dozen roses, you see the 13 most beautiful things in the world

You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

Tips,

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