Jul 26, 2010

Dogs are Men Best Friends...Literally!

The most popular jokes for ages are jokes about man and woman, even though some people might consider this kind of humor as abusive or inappropriate. Personally, I don't think people should take seriously for any joke, because it was only meant for fun.

This time I post another joke about gender, following the previous post about computer gender and why Santa Claus is a woman.

These are the reasons why some men prefer dog rather than women:

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog’s parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, ‘If I died, would you get another dog?’

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but not least:

14. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.

Like I said earlier, "some" men, not all of them. Once again, this just a joke.

Fun or Not:


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