Dec 25, 2009

Santa Claus is a Woman!!

For those women who didn't like my previous post about how engineers explain them, it's payback time! Because today is Christmas, let's talk about Santa.

You know, for some reasons I think that Santa Clause is a woman. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off!

Another reasons why Santa can't possibly be a man:
  • Men can't pack a bag.
  • Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet.
  • Men would feel their masculinity is threatened...having to be seen with all those elves.
  • Men don't answer their mail.
  • Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described even in jest as anything remotely resembling a "bowlful of jelly."

I don't mind if Santa is a woman, especially if she looks like the girls above

  • Men aren't interested in stockings unless somebody's wearing them.
  • Having to do the Ho Ho Ho thing would seriously inhibit their ability to pick up women.
  • They'd soon be lost in snow, because their ego prevent them to ask direction
  • Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment.
Merry Christmas Everybody!

Fun or Not:


Celebrity Wallpaper said...

Yeah... okay, okay...

baby name meaning said...

Hahahahahahahaha , the great post , I agree with you.

Free bingo said...

Ha ha ha! You are right. Santa is a woman.

Long evening dress said...

I agree with you. One more point, Red suits more on woman than man.

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