Nov 20, 2010

Funniest Two Lines Poems

Let me explain again about these funny two line poems. So, the first line is when you say something beautiful to your mate, and come out of nowhere, the second line will break their hearts. This what I called "sweet revenge". And since these poems have become reader's favorite, this already the fourth post of Hilarious Poems.

1. I need you please, forevermore
To stop showing up at my door

2. My love for you is never ending
Until you get this note I'm sending

3. Your perfect body, smile and walk
Faded when I heard you talk

4. I felt the earth move 'neath my feet
Perhaps you should have less to eat

5. Darling I'd take you anywhere
As long as I can leave you there

6. Calvin Klein, Dior, Chanel
Still you can't disguise the smell

7. There's nothing I wouldn't do for you
That I haven't done for your brothers too

8. They say true lovers needs time apart,
I think today's a good time to start!

9. Sweet and charming love of mine
Find another valentine

10. My love for you dear is forever, everlasting
Is your sister single? I mean, I'm just asking.

11. Most beautiful places I only see you
That's 'cause your fat butt is blocking the view

Fun or Not:


Assignment Help UK said...

"2. My love for you is never ending
Until you get this note I'm sending"

This line is so interesting.

KVM Switches said...

Thanks for sharing this wonderful poem with me. Really this one is very interesting. I liked the 10th number the most. This one is really very funny and naughty.

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