Funny (and Dumb) Celebrity Quotes

We always know that celebrities aren't the smartest creatures on this planet, and they prove that by themselves in numerous occasion by saying funny quotes, which also dumb. In movie, they can say a romantic love quotes, but that's obviously someone else's writing. While in real live, celebrity quotes aren't that bright, as you can read from these examples:


"I think food is really sexy."
- Matthew McConaughey

"My wife is a sex object – every time I ask for sex, she objects."
- Les Dawson

"There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men think, I know what I’m doing. Just show me somebody naked."
- Jerry Seinfield

" I was asked to come to Chicago because Chicago is one of our 52 states."
- Raquel Welch

"I can do anything you want me to do as long as I don't have to speak."
- Linda Evangelista

"I want a man with kindness and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?"
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
- Mariah Carey

“I’m so smart now. Everyone’s always like ‘take your top off.’ Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I’m not stupid.”
- Paris Hilton

“What’s Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like wall stuff?”
- Paris Hilton

“So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?”
- Christina Aguilera

"It’s really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people.”
- Axl Rose

"I'm doing a lot of shopping in the name of research."
- Isla Fisher

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