Dec 13, 2009

Celebrity Quotes

I have done a little research on this "Just Have Fun and Enjoy Your Life" blog, and I found that most visitors that came from search engine found this blog under "quotes" keyword. This is kinda surprising for me, so to appreciate my visitor now I post another quotes article.

You have read beautiful love quotes from famous movies. You also know how stupid and ridiculous are Homer Simpson quotes. Now, let's listen to quotes by popular celebs. Some of them inspiring, some funny, and some even more dumber than Homer.

"When I was growing up, there were two things that were unpopular in my house. One was me, and the other was my guitar"
-Bruce Springsteen

"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age."
-Lucille Ball

"I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. They wake up in the morning and that’s the best they are going to feel all day."
-Frank Sinatra

"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. "
-Charles Lamb

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
-George Gobol
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
-Billy Crystal
"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."
-WC Fields

"Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies."
-Adrienne Gusoff

"An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex."
-Edgar Wallace

"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."
-Mae West

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
-Sharon Stone
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
-Robert de Niro
"My girlfriend always laughs during sex no matter what she’s reading."
-Steve Jobs, founder of Apple Computers

"When the sun comes up, I have morals again."
-Elizabeth Taylor

"I rob banks because that's where the money is."
-Willie Sutton

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Bingo said...

As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot. John Lennon

Celebrity Wallpaper said...

Hahaha... I like Billy Crystal's quote... :))

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