I have done a little research on this "Just Have Fun and Enjoy Your Life" blog, and I found that most visitors that came from search engine found this blog under "quotes" keyword. This is kinda surprising for me, so to appreciate my visitor now I post another quotes article.
You have read beautiful love quotes from famous movies. You also know how stupid and ridiculous are Homer Simpson quotes. Now, let's listen to quotes by popular celebs. Some of them inspiring, some funny, and some even more dumber than Homer.
"When I was growing up, there were two things that were unpopular in my house. One was me, and the other was my guitar"
"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age."
"I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. They wake up in the morning and that’s the best they are going to feel all day."
"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. "
"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.""I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."
"Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies."
"An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex."
"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.""My girlfriend always laughs during sex no matter what she’s reading."
-Robert de Niro
-Steve Jobs, founder of Apple Computers
"When the sun comes up, I have morals again."
"I rob banks because that's where the money is."
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