Here are some funny short jokes about the Beauty of Marriage:
My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, “There was water in the carburetor.”
I asked her , “Where’s the car?” She replied, “In the lake.”
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.”
The husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months – I don’t like to interrupt her.
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”
The father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”
Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
Then there was a man who said, “I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.
A man placed an ad in the classifieds: “Wife wanted.”
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same : “You can have mine.”
A woman was telling her friend, “I made my husband a millionaire.”
“And what was he before you married him?” asked the friend.
“A billionaire.” she replied,
A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said,” Dad! I’ve found a woman just like mother”
His father replied, “So what do you want? sympathy?”
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