May 23, 2011

Sarcastic Quotes about Men

It's always funny to listen what men say about women, and what women say about men. This time we post some sarcastic quotes about men, but not all were said by a woman. Apparently, boys also love saying something about themselves.

"I never liked the men I loved and never loved the men I liked."
~ Fanny Brice

"Passion makes idiots of the cleverest men, and makes the biggest idiots clever."
~ Francois de La Rochefoucauld

"If you would convince a man that he does wrong, do right. Men will believe what they see."
~ Henry David Thoreau

"All men’s miseries derive from not being able to sit in a quiet room alone."
~ Blaise Pascal

"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That’s his."
~ Oscar Wilde

"Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot. "
~ Oscar Wilde

"It’s not the men in my life that counts, it’s the life in my men."
~ Mae West

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
~ Billy Crystal

"Men play the game; women know the score."
~ Roger Woddis

"When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. "
~ Louis Nizer

"Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men."
~ Kin Hubbard

"Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them."
~ Marilyn Moroe

"If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman."
~ Margaret Thatcher

"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age."
~ Robert Frost

"Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable."
~ Cher

Those are some of the best sarcastic quotes about men. If you got any, don't forget to leave it on the comment box. Cheers!

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