Santa Claus is a Woman!!

For those women who didn't like my previous post about how engineers explain them, it's payback time! Because today is Christmas, let's talk about Santa.

You know, for some reasons I think that Santa Clause is a woman. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off!

Another reasons why Santa can't possibly be a man:

• Men can't pack a bag.
• Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet.
• Men would feel their masculinity is threatened...having to be seen with all those elves.
• Men don't answer their mail.
• Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described even in jest as anything remotely resembling a "bowlful of jelly."

I don't mind if Santa is a woman, especially if she looks like the girls above

• Men aren't interested in stockings unless somebody's wearing them.
• Having to do the Ho Ho Ho thing would seriously inhibit their ability to pick up women.
• They'd soon be lost in snow, because their ego prevent them to ask direction
  
• Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment.

Merry Christmas Everybody!

Thought,

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