20 Funny Fortune Cookie Messages

If you live in America, I believe that you have been familiar with fortune cookie. It's a crisp cookie that often served as dessert in Chinese restaurants in the US. There's nothing special about its taste, people love this food because it contains hidden message wrapped inside the cookie. The messages can be in the form of quotes, riddles, Chinese wisdom words, lucky numbers, and sometimes just funny sentences without meaning.

Images below are 20 examples of funny fortune cookie messages:





















So, have you ever found funny fortune cookie messages such as those in the images? Anyway, if you're interested to make your own fortune cookie, it's not that difficult. Check it out at Chinese Food Recipes site, and surprise your friends with your own "weird" sayings!

Student - Teacher Interactions

If you like to browse internet for humor and funny stuff, then you must have been familiar with all kind of funny answers on exams. It's a situation where student can't answer a question on exams, and instead leave the sheet blank, they write or draw ridiculous text and picture. We've posted this kind of funny answers on exams for several times now, including the one titled as Example of Bright Students.

Now, students are not the only side who love to playing around, but their teacher as well. When some children gave funny answers on exams, the teacher also gave funny note and marking when they return the test's result. Check out the pics below:

Obviously Not a Geek

Have you read our older post about stupid PC costumer? For those who're familiar with the tech world, or even called themselves geek, those kind of honest mistakes seem to be impossible to happen. But hey, there are a lot of people out there that have "real life" and not depend on computer, internet, and social networks. Those are the kind of people that rarely touch a PC, or just once in a while, when they really need it.

These are another collection of true story about "stupid" PC user. Well, probably not all were true, but at least these are make sense:

Long Password

During a recent PASSWORD AUDIT by the bank, they found that Rick was using the following password:

MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyLondon

When they asked me why Rick had such a long password, he replied:
''Are you frickn' stupid? I was told that my password had to be at least 8 characters long and include one capital!''


Overheard in a computer shop:
Customer: "I'd like a mouse mat, please."
Salesperson: "Certainly sir, we've got a large variety."
Customer: "But will they be compatible with my computer?"


A friend once received a fax with a note on the bottom to fax the document back to the sender when he was finished with it, because the sender needed to keep it.


Computer Problem

Ted had a computer problem yesterday, so he called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over.

Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away, Ted called after him, 'So, what was wrong?

He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'

Ted didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired,
'An, ID ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'

Eric grinned.... 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T errors before?
'No,' Ted replied.

‘Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'

So Ted wrote down:

ID10T

Ted used to like Eric, the little b*stard.

Hilarious Website's URL

If you're a blogger or webmaster, then you'd probably know how difficult is to find a domain names nowadays. Most of the short-tailed URLs are already belong to someone else, while the rest are parked by domain buyers to be sold in crazy prices. But is that an excuse to get yourself a ridiculous URL? These company probably didn't realize when they purchased their domain for the first time, but what appeared to be a good URL that suits their company's name, can be misspelled wrong. Fatally wrong!

Check out these domains and you can see how bad are these URLs when they're misspelled. When this article was written, all of these websites are still live. Don't worry, you can visit them if you wish! Their contents are safe for work, unlike the URL.


1. Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is whorepresents.com

2 . Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at therapistfinder.com

5. There's the Italian Power Generator company, powergenitalia.com

6. And don't forget the Mole Station Native Nursery in New South Wales , molestationnursery.com

7. If you're looking for IP computer software, there's always ipanywhere.com

I "P" anywhere

8. The First Cumming Methodist Church Web site is cummingfirst.com

9. And the designers at Speed of Art await you at their wacky Web site, speedofart.com

10. Get the latest collection of hit songs in mp3shits.com

Another Example of Bright Students

When we browsing around for jokes and humors, it's so easy to find something like hilarious school exam answers. Back in my school days, I don't recall having a thought to wrote this kind of answers if I don't know the test answer. I guess children now are more creative than we used to be.

These are another example of how "bright" they are:

When Girls Get Horny

Sometime the urgency to have s3x can struck person anytime and anywhere, especially if they are still young and restless. This what happens to these girls below, when they acted strangely when they were getting horny. Don't really know if that was really what they felt or if they just posed like that for a joking purpose. Nevertheless, it's funny and sexy!

When Students Can't Answer Their Exam

You know how funny children are when they think they know the answers of an exam question, but they've got it all wrong. But how about if they were desperate and didn't know what to write in their sheet? It even more hilarious, check these out: