Guys, Never Do These Things to Girls!

It's been a while since we gave relationship tips for guys, so now we're back with 20 things that you should never do to your girl. As we always said, having a healthy and passionate relationship is one important key to have fun and enjoy your life, thus should be wrote in this blog.

Last time we gave you tips about first date conversation topics, have you tried it? If so, then you must be enjoying your beautiful time with her right now. So, it's time to bring your game to the next level by never doing something that will upset her. Here are 20 things that you should never do to your girl:

1. Make fun of her hair, face, body, clothes.
2. Overuse sarcasm. Girls love men with sense of joke, it's true, but not the ones with sarcasm as their second language.
3. Flirt with other girls. It doesn't make them want you more, it makes them angry.
4. Hang out with other girls. It's just men's nature to be untrustworthy.
5. Talk about other girls. If you say other is beautiful, hot, and kind, she will think you as a pervert and womanizer. If you say other is ugly, she will think you as shallow and mean.
6. Talk about her exes. If you say something nice, she will assume you similar to her ex. If you say something bad, she will assume you will say the same thing about her to someone else.
7. Cheat. You'll never get away with this one.
   
   
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8. Lie. Girls have sixth sense to detect any kind of lie. You WILL get caught.
9. Make promise yo can't keep. If you can't follow it, don't say it.
10. Say "I love you" when you don't mean it. Imagine your girl 30 years older or 30 kg heavier. If that don't bother you, then you really love her.
11. Deny things that are true. In any circumstances, girls hate it when you say they're wrong, and even more furious if they're actually on the right side.
12. Blame her or make it looks like her fault. Didn't I already say that girls are hate to be on the guilty side (especially if they're not)?
13. Ask why she's mad at you. If you want to apologize, just say it without self defense. There's always a reason why she's mad.
14. Make excuses. Again, apologize is apologize. No need to put sorry reason behind it.
15. Tell her she's overreacting. Well, if you think that she isn't mad enough, wait until you say that she's overreacting.
16. Talk to her when you're mad. There's big chance that you'll say something that you'll regret it (forever).
17. Pressure her. If she wants to do something, she will (without you even asking).
18. Say bad things behind her back. As always, she WILL eventually hear it.
19. Be a jerk in front of her friends. They might think it's funny, but she will not.
20. Joke about breaking-up. You'll be single before she knows that you're kidding.

First Date Conversation Topics and Tips

Maybe some of you are still asking question about why this blog keep posting some relationship articles such as this First Date Conversation Topics or previous post like 30 Ways to Please Your Girl. Well, it's because this is not merely a humor blog, but also about how to have fun and enjoying life, and having a good date and romance is one way to achieve it.

To have a perfect first date is kinda important for your next step to impress someone. If you ruin it, you might never get your second chance to fix it. So, it's better to come prepared, especially for a good conversation. These conversation topics and tips that we're about to give you are generally for men, but some of them also can be applied for women.

First Date Conversation Topics

• How was your day?
  The best starter question. Besides shows that you've got manners and care about him/her, it also leads to other questions based on his/her answer.
  
• Free time hobbies and activities
  This is useful to find something in common between you two. You can also judge someone's personality by their given answer.
• Got any brothers sisters?
  Always a safe topic as long as you don't ask whether they're cute or not. Women love to talk about their brothers and sisters. While for parents, if you're not sure whether she comes from a happy family, you'd better leave it (unless if she's the one who started to tell you).
• Job and career plans
  Praise her if she has a good career and happy to talk about it, and encourage her if she seems disappointed and hesitate to tell you about her job.
• Something funny
  Woman love a man that can make her laugh, this is not a secret. Remember not to tell any shallow jokes, such as sexual related story.
• Other general topics
  This including favorite things (books, movies, songs), friends, pets, travel, current events.
• Don't know what to say? Tell her!
  If you got yourself in a situation where you've got nothing to talk about, and your date is noticing the same thing, then you need a desperate move. "Isn’t it awkward when you feel like you have nothing to say?" is a good line. You two can feel a bit relaxed and follow to a conversation about this.

Don't say anything stupid on your first date

First Date Conversation Tips

• Focus on her
  People, especially women, love a good listener. Not just listening, but you need to give full attention. Don't let her catch you forgetting something she said 15 minutes ago.
  
• Make eye contact
  Shows that you are a confident person, really attentive, and got nothing to hide.
• Comments occasionally on what she says
  Don't let her think that she speaks with a statue. Say something like "Me too", "I couldn't agree more", or "That's too bad" on the right moments.
• Aiming for depth
  Always follow up your questions. Don't ask based on the list that you've prepared before, but ask based on her answer to your last question.
• Intimacy
  She needs to know that you asked those questions because you're really care about her answers, not just merely to dug up some information about her.
• First date is not a big deal
  Never think that you're having a first date with love of your life. This is a great mental barrier that can block your mind and make you very tense.
• Avoid the past
  No past lovers and ex conversation.
  

How do you like them? Now, leave your internet for a while and go find yourself a real date to apply those first date conversation topics and tips!

How to Make Yourself Likable

Do you ever asked yourself this: How many person in your surroundings who actually like you? How many of them would gladly give you help when you asked for it? Whatever the answers are, there is one thing for certain. You will never have enough friends, more is better.

I didn't mean to change this blog into psychics or relationship consultant blog just because I recently posted this kind of tips, such as Ways to Please Girl. It's merely because these kind of things are part of have fun and enjoy life, as like this blog theme.

So, this is 15 ways on how to make yourself a likable person. I hope this is will be useful.


1. Really listen to others and be attentive.
When you’re involved in a conversation, it’s important to focus more on the other person and less on yourself. Don't be self centered! Everybody loves a good listener.

2. Never hesitate to gives compliment.
Everybody likes to hear that their efforts are appreciated.

3. Make yourself available and approachable.
If people cannot get a hold of you, or have trouble approaching you, they will forget about you. Your general availability and accessibility to others is extremely important to them.

4. Speak clearly so people can understand you.
Most people have a very low tolerance for dealing with people they can’t understand.

5. Be yourself.
You should ask yourself this: If you don’t like who you really are, why the heck should anyone like you?

Being likable person is fun, believe me!

6. Address people by their name.
Stop calling people with "you", "kid", "old man", "beautiful", especially when you're not that close with them. Learn to remember names, people will fell that you respect them.

7. Ask and give help.
Everyone appreciates the gift of free assistance and those who supply it. Highly likable people always spare time for others, regardless of how busy their own schedules are.

8. Never get caught lying.
Everybody stretches the truth at times, but everyone hates a liar. Ironic, isn’t it? It's okay to lie once in a while, just make sure that no one notices it.

9. Say “please” and “thank you”.
These 2 simple phrases can mean the difference between sounding rude and sounding genuinely grateful.

10. Smile.
Always remember that smile gives warm to yourself and others. Read my previous post, 10 Reasons to Smile to know why smiling is important.

11. Keep unqualified opinions to yourself.
If you don’t have all the facts, or you’re uneducated on the topic of discussion, it’s in your best interest to spend your time listening. Unqualified opinions just make a person sound foolishly arrogant.

12. Respect elders, respect minors, respect everyone.
There are no boundaries or classes that define a group of people that deserve to be respected. Treat everyone with the same level of respect you would give to your grandfather and the same level of patience you would have with your baby brother.

13. Never make a promise that you can't keep.
Some people habitually make promises they are just barely able to fulfill. If you want people to like you, forget about making promises and simply over-deliver on everything you do.

14. Positive first impression.
Firm handshake, warm eye contacts, clear and respectful words, dress clean. These are the key elements for people's first impression towards liking you.

15. Keep your hands away from your face.
Putting your hands on your face during a conversation tells the other person that you’re either bored, negatively judging them, or trying to hide something.

30 Ways to Please Your Girl

Most man usually having a difficult time to understand women, said that they're a complex creatures that hard to understand. Actually that's not completely true, woman just enjoy a little attention and like to be pleased. These are some useful tips on how to treat your lady:

1. Don't hug her friends or your friends which are girls, cause she'll feel left out.

2. Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if it's just for a second.

3. Hug her from behind.

4. Leave her voice messages to wake up.

5. Wrestle with her.


6. Don't go hang out with your ex when shes not with you, you might not realize how badly it hurts her.

7. If you're talking to another girl, when you're done talking, walk over and hug her and kiss her.... let her know she's yours and they aren't.

8. Write her notes or call her just to say "hi"..and not just at night after you've already been out with other girls.

9. Introduce her to your friends . . . as your girlfriend.

10. Play with her hair.

11. Pick her up

12. Get upset if another guy touches her and she doesn't like it.

13. Make her laugh, if you can make her laugh, you can make her do anything.

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms.

15. If she's mad at you, kiss her.

16. If you care about her, then tell her.

17. Every guy should give their girl 3 things: a stuffed animal(she'll hug it every time she goes to sleep), jewelry (she'll treasure it forever), and one of his t-shirts (she'll most likely wear it to bed).

18. Treat her the same around your friends as you do when you're alone.

19. Look her in the eyes and smile.

20. Hang out with her on weekends.

21. Kiss her in the rain.

22. If your listening to music, let her listen too.

23. Remember her birthday and get her something, even if it's simple and inexpensive, it came from YOU. it means all the world to HER. it's the thought that counts.

24. When she gives you a present on your birthday, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it, even if you don't (it'll make her happy.)

25. Girl don't necessarily have to have hour-long conversations every night, but it's nice for them to hear your voice even for a quick hello.

26. Give her what she wants

27. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.

28. Tell her she's beautiful, she needs to know her striving is working.

29. Hang out with her whenever you are free and u should be free to hang with your girlfriend all the time

30. If u care about her...SHOW it!

Note: Boys, this post is NOT a joke and you really should do those things whenever possible, and not the other way around because you think that this only a humorous tips.

Another Funny Pickup Lines

Okay, these are another lame but hilarious pickup lines, you might want to try it, who knows what will happen right?

Guy: What's your name?
Girl: Danielle
Guy: Oh... I thought it was Aphrodite.

Guy: Can i see your hand? (he draws a little river then a bunny on one side and says he can't get to the other side because he will go glub glub glub.)
Gal: What was the point of that?
Guy : Just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.

Guy: Did I see u somewhere?
Girl: No
Guy: Then I must of seen you in my dreams! (works everytime)


He: You look like my third wife.
She: Oh, how many time have you been married?
He: Twice.

Hey, come here often? You could, with me.

Guy: Hey, how did you do that?
Girl: What?
Guy: Look so good?


Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?

Guy: Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you've really changed!
Girl: I'm not Laura!!
Guy: What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

I have only three months to live.

I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.

If I could be anything I'd be a tear: Born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die at your lips.

I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?

Guy: I'm invisible.
Girl: Really?
Guy: Can you see me?
Girl: Yes
Guy: How about tomorrow night?

Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get

Oh my god, I thought I was gay... then I met you.

When you look into the mirror holding up a dozen roses, you see the 13 most beautiful things in the world

You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

Foolish Pickup Lines

Try these pickup lines at your own risk.....


Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!

Ask a woman for the time. "10:30? So today is January 10,1999, at 10:30 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you."

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?

Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

Coffee? Tea? Me?

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Do you have room in your life for another friend?

Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?

Does Levi's pay you for wearing those and looking that good?

Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.

Ever since I met you, you've lived in my heart without paying any rent.

Excuse me miss, I don't mean to stare, but um I think you're really Beautiful"

Excuse me miss... Do you have a cigarette? Actually, I don't want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.

Kamasutra for IT Person

A few months ago I have posted a tips about Kamasutra positions for footballer, now I post the same tips for you who has working in IT department. I guessed this is what will happened when you're working too hard. Have fun with the PC dude, and don't forget there are real chicks out there!

How to Say No to Sex

WARNING!! ADULT CONTENT!!

25 Ways to Say No to Sex for Women and 25 ways to get around them for Men (It's not guaranteed to work, so don't blame me if you fail..)

01."I just had my hair done"
Response: "Giving me a blow job won't mess your hair up at all"

02."I want to wait until I'm married"
Response: "Good one,married couples don't fuck"

03."Go to hell"
Response: "I will after I go to heaven,that is if you'll take me there"

04."I have to take a shower"
Response: "Awesome,you know how to have fun"

05."My mother would kill me"
Response: "Fine,I'll bang her too so she don't get jealous"

06."I have a boyfriend,he'll be mad"
Response:"Your boyfriend is cheating on you.I know it hurts to hear,but I can make it all better"

07."If you loved me you'd wait until I was ready"Response: "No,if you loved me you'd do anything for me"

08."We can have fun without having sex"
Response: "Yes,I could have fun without playing hockey,but that don't stop me from playing it"

09."This isn't the right place"
Response: "Ok,my house isn't far away"

10."I have things to do"
Response: "Yeah...I'm waiting"


No means NO!!

11."My car needs washed"
Response: "Oh good,I've never had sex in an automatic car wash before"

12."I have to take my clothes to the laundromat"
Response: "Well aren't you going to need something fun to do while they wash?"

13."I'm meeting my friends tonight for dinner.I have to go"
Response: "Hmm...are your friends attractive?"

14."I would much rather go out for dinner"
Response: "Ok,how about after that?"

15."Can't we do something else?"
Response: "Yes,but that's not the point"

16."I'm late for work"
Response: "Well since you're already in trouble you may as well have fun before you get yelled at"

17."I appriciate dinner,but that doesn't mean I'll have sex with you"
Response: "Waiter,seperate checks please"

18."I'm a nun"
Response: (Ok,why you'd hit on a nun evades me,but oh well.)

19."It's that time of the month"
Response: ...god damn it.

20."I'm old enough to be your grandmother"
Response: "But you're not my grandmother so it's all good"

21."Those people will be able to see us"
Response: "Oh,an audience"

22."All you men care about is sex"
Response: "That's right,all of my caring is spent towards you.Don't you love me?"

23."I don't want to get pregnant"
Response: "You can't get pregnant from a little anal"

24."I'm lesbien"
Response: "Turn off the lights,there will be no difference between me and the strap on"

25."No."
Response: Ok,you might want to just punch her and rape for this one.


Not before married

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