Things Men Want Women to Know

Back again with another romance tips. After previous post for guys about What Women Want in a Man, now it's the girls turn with Things that Men Want Women to Know. Well, men are not as complicated as women, but it doesn't mean that they're less sensitive. Many relationships were broken just because women don't understand some simple stuffs about men. For you girls, here are some of the examples of things that your guys want you to know:


His Thoughts

• Sometimes, men are not thinking about you. Live with it.
• No matter what you say, your ex-boyfriend is a loser!
• Those male models with perfect bodies are all gay. Accept it. 
• Don't ask him what he's thinking about, unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.
• It's not funny that after you rip out his heart, stick it down his throat and then still want to be friends.

Food

• The way to a guys heart is through his stomach.
• If you're cooking a special dinner for a man, be sure to include something from each of the four major male food groups: meat, fried, beer, and red.
• If your man is cooking a special dinner for you, no matter how feeble (ie: Microwaving a burrito, fixing Spaghetti, etc) should be met with roughly the same degree of praise a parent might shower upon their infant when it walks for the first time.
• Never buy a 'new' brand of beer or cigarette because 'it was on sale.' 

Manhood

• Any sort of injury involving the testicles is not funny. Seriously.
• Don't make him hold your purse in the mall. It does something to his manhood.
• Shopping is not a sport and not fascinating. Ever.
• Dog is good. Cat is bad. Period.
• Do not question a man's innate navigational abilities by suggesting he stop for directions.
• If it itches, it will be scratched. Men do that.  

Communication

• If he sees you in the morning and at night, why call him at work?
• If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect him to act like soap opera guys.
• Silence does not need to be filled.
• "Fine." is not an acceptable way to end an argument.
• If you truly want honesty, don't ask questions you don't really want the answer to (question such "Am I fat?").
• Ask for what you want. Let him be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. Just say it!
• Your (select appropriate item:) butt/boobs/hair/makeup/legs look fine. As a matter of fact, it/they look damn good. Stop asking.
• His (select appropriate item:) bald spot/beer gut/impossibly thick glasses/impotency/scabby rash, is cute. 

Sex

• PMS is not an excuse.
• If you want a satisfying sex life, you will never fake an orgasm. Ever.
• When he asks for a threesome with you and your best friend, he is only joking (unless the answer is YES!).
• Of course size matters, and boy does he have the grandaddy of them all.

At Home

• If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.
• Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
• If he has to sit through "Titanic", you have to sit through "Showgirls".
• No, you can't have the remote control.

Now, the above stuffs are only meant as a joke, even though some of them have proven to be right. For you who want a serious advice about how to maintain your relationship and improve your love-life, you should read The Women Men Adore, a book by relationship coach Bob Grant. If you want to know the review of this book, you can read it here.

This e-book is basically contains information about what men really seek in a woman, how to understand men, common mistakes by women, and how to make a man unable to resist you. So, if you're a woman who want to keep dating/marrying to the same man, you definitely should read The Women Men Adore!

What Women Want in A Man

Did you ever wonder why you're still single? Or do you worry that you don't have the "qualities" that women looked for in a man? Well, although it's impossible to understand women's mind, it's actually not that hard to know what women want in a man. Below if a list of some qualities that a man should have, which change as they grow older, as described by typical women:


What Women Want in a Man, Original List (age 20s):

1. Handsome.
2. Charming.
3. Promising career.
4. A caring listener.
5. Witty.
6. In good shape.
7. Dresses with style.
8. Appreciates finer things.
9. Full of thoughtful surprises.
10. An imaginative, romantic lover, good kisser.

What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 30s):

1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head).
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs.
3. Financially successful.
4. Listens more than talks.
5. Laughs at their jokes.
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease.
7. Owns at least one tie.
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal.
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries.
10. Seeks romance at least once a week, kiss passionately.



What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 40s):

1. Not too ugly (and not completely bald).
2. Doesn't drive off until they're in the car.
3. Works steady -- splurges on dinner out occasionally.
4. Nods head when they're talking.
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes.
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture.
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach.
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids.
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down.
10. Shaves most weekends, kiss occasionally.



What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 50s):

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed.
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public.
3. Doesn't borrow money too often.
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when they're venting.
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times.
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends.
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear.
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner.
9. Remembers their name on occasion.
10. Shaves some weekends, breath doesn't stink when kissing.



What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 60s):

1. Doesn't scare small children.
2. Remembers where bathroom is.
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep.
4. Only snores lightly when asleep.
5. Remembers why he's laughing.
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself.
7. Usually wears clothes.
8. Likes soft foods.
9. Remembers where he left his teeth.
10. Remembers that it's the weekend.



What Women Want in a Man, Final List (age 70+):

1. Breathing.
2. Doesn't miss the toilet.
3. Remembers where he lives.

Free Online Dating Tips

With the advancement of Internet technology, the world is becoming one smaller place, as we can connect with people from various countries with just a single click. This also opens a new possibility in love life, as we can make a relationship with someone new, whether the individual lives around us or thousand miles abroad. So, if you can't meet enough people in real life, you'd probably consider a possibility to find love on cyberspace, by join online dating site.

Online dating is a dating system which allows individuals, couples and groups to make contact and communicate with each other over the Internet, usually with the objective of developing a personal, romantic, or sexual relationship. There are both paid and free dating sites on the Internet, but since love is supposed to be free, why bother with the paid one, right?



These are some useful tips if you want to find a good free dating site, and how to make more friends from such sites:

• Make sure that it's really free. Many dating sites only provide free registration, but when you find someone really interesting and want to see the individual's photos or contact the person, the sites will charge you for full membership plan! LuvFree.com is one of the examples of free dating site that offers 100% free dating services without any hidden charges. Try it!
• Decide your geographical target. There are basically two types of dating site regarding to geo targeting. They are the ones that have a regional or country based members, or universal sites with worldwide members. So, it's up to you whether you want to limit your option to one area only, or open up a possibility of finding perfect mate from a place that you never even heard before.
• Beware of scam. This is probably the biggest downside of free online dating. As member can register without paying, there's a big possibility that some people upload fake profiles and photos, whether just for fun or want to make money by deceiving someone else. You need to be careful with a dating services that only contain so much attractive men and women. It's impossible for a dating site to have more handsome and beautiful members than a modelling agencies, right?
• Write an honest profile. If you don't want to be scammed, than you can't fool someone else either. Be truthful with your profile, and upload photos that really yours (a little Photoshop won't hurt though...).
• Be active. Just because you write a poetic introduction and upload your best photogenic side, don't mean that people will start to contact you and want to be your friend. Email other members, join chat rooms, send virtual kiss, write a blog's entry are some tools provided by www.LuvFree.com that you can use to show yourself to the other members.
• Be patient. Sometimes they aren't as pretty as the photos, sometimes they have a bad personality, sometimes they look perfect, but you just don't "click" with them. As in real life, finding friends and love in cyberspace also need patience.

That's all for free online dating tips. You can try to register at www.luvfree.com for a good and trustworthy online dating service with tens of thousands of members which easily connect the world. For example, if you live in Texas, finding a date from Asian or European countries would be as simple as dating in Houston! Register now, and don't worry, they're absolutely and 100% free!

The Real Meaning of Rejection Lines

I'm still single (at least when this article was written) and don't know much about love (as it is complicated). Nonetheless, I would still try to post about relationship advice once in awhile, as good love life is one of the keys of being fun and enjoy our life.

A while ago, I've posted about foolish pickup lines, which are useful (or dreadful?) to open conversation with a hot stranger. Now, there are usually a common rejection lines that used to repel someone (which you don't like) that makes a move on you. These rejection lines are subtle, because they have the intention not to hurt or offend someone's feeling. However, they are actually have a hidden meaning behind them, which are different based on whether a man or a woman who's saying them.

These are the real meaning of rejection lines, when they are said by women:

10. I think of you as a brother.
Meaning: You remind me of my ugly, nerd, pervert, and annoying brother.

09. There's a slight difference in our ages.
Meaning: I'll introduce you to my mother instead.

08. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
Meaning: I'm not attracted to you in any way you ugly dork.

07. My life is too complicate right now.
Meaning: I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.

06. I've got a boyfriend.
Meaning: Who's really my male cat and a bunch of relationship articles in magazine.

05. I don't date men where I work.
Meaning: Hey pal, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same solar system, much less the same building!

04. It's not you, it's me.
Meaning: It's not me, it's you.

03. I'm concentrating on my career.
Meaning: Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.

02. I'm celibate.
Meaning: I've sworn off ONLY the men like you.

01. Let's be friends.
Meaning: I want you to stay around to listen to my problems, and buy me dinner and clothes, but I don't wanna have sex with you!

Guys, now you know what's on a girl's mind when she rejects you.

These are the real meaning of rejection lines, when they are said by men:

10. I think of you as a sister.
Meaning: You're ugly!

09. There's a slight difference in our ages.
Meaning: You're ugly!

08. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
Meaning: You're ugly!

07. My life is too complicate right now.
Meaning: You're ugly!

06. I've got a girlfriend.
Meaning: You're ugly!

05. I don't date women where I work.
Meaning: You're ugly!

04. It's not you, it's me.
Meaning: It's not me, it's you.

03. I'm concentrating on my career.
Meaning: You're ugly!

02. I'm celibate.
Meaning: You're ugly!

01. Let's be friends.
Meaning: Does anyone even uglier than you??

Guys, Never Do These Things to Girls!

It's been a while since we gave relationship tips for guys, so now we're back with 20 things that you should never do to your girl. As we always said, having a healthy and passionate relationship is one important key to have fun and enjoy your life, thus should be wrote in this blog.

Last time we gave you tips about first date conversation topics, have you tried it? If so, then you must be enjoying your beautiful time with her right now. So, it's time to bring your game to the next level by never doing something that will upset her. Here are 20 things that you should never do to your girl:

1. Make fun of her hair, face, body, clothes.
2. Overuse sarcasm. Girls love men with sense of joke, it's true, but not the ones with sarcasm as their second language.
3. Flirt with other girls. It doesn't make them want you more, it makes them angry.
4. Hang out with other girls. It's just men's nature to be untrustworthy.
5. Talk about other girls. If you say other is beautiful, hot, and kind, she will think you as a pervert and womanizer. If you say other is ugly, she will think you as shallow and mean.
6. Talk about her exes. If you say something nice, she will assume you similar to her ex. If you say something bad, she will assume you will say the same thing about her to someone else.
7. Cheat. You'll never get away with this one.
   
   
   Never!
   
   
   
8. Lie. Girls have sixth sense to detect any kind of lie. You WILL get caught.
9. Make promise yo can't keep. If you can't follow it, don't say it.
10. Say "I love you" when you don't mean it. Imagine your girl 30 years older or 30 kg heavier. If that don't bother you, then you really love her.
11. Deny things that are true. In any circumstances, girls hate it when you say they're wrong, and even more furious if they're actually on the right side.
12. Blame her or make it looks like her fault. Didn't I already say that girls are hate to be on the guilty side (especially if they're not)?
13. Ask why she's mad at you. If you want to apologize, just say it without self defense. There's always a reason why she's mad.
14. Make excuses. Again, apologize is apologize. No need to put sorry reason behind it.
15. Tell her she's overreacting. Well, if you think that she isn't mad enough, wait until you say that she's overreacting.
16. Talk to her when you're mad. There's big chance that you'll say something that you'll regret it (forever).
17. Pressure her. If she wants to do something, she will (without you even asking).
18. Say bad things behind her back. As always, she WILL eventually hear it.
19. Be a jerk in front of her friends. They might think it's funny, but she will not.
20. Joke about breaking-up. You'll be single before she knows that you're kidding.

First Date Conversation Topics and Tips

Maybe some of you are still asking question about why this blog keep posting some relationship articles such as this First Date Conversation Topics or previous post like 30 Ways to Please Your Girl. Well, it's because this is not merely a humor blog, but also about how to have fun and enjoying life, and having a good date and romance is one way to achieve it.

To have a perfect first date is kinda important for your next step to impress someone. If you ruin it, you might never get your second chance to fix it. So, it's better to come prepared, especially for a good conversation. These conversation topics and tips that we're about to give you are generally for men, but some of them also can be applied for women.

First Date Conversation Topics

• How was your day?
  The best starter question. Besides shows that you've got manners and care about him/her, it also leads to other questions based on his/her answer.
  
• Free time hobbies and activities
  This is useful to find something in common between you two. You can also judge someone's personality by their given answer.
• Got any brothers sisters?
  Always a safe topic as long as you don't ask whether they're cute or not. Women love to talk about their brothers and sisters. While for parents, if you're not sure whether she comes from a happy family, you'd better leave it (unless if she's the one who started to tell you).
• Job and career plans
  Praise her if she has a good career and happy to talk about it, and encourage her if she seems disappointed and hesitate to tell you about her job.
• Something funny
  Woman love a man that can make her laugh, this is not a secret. Remember not to tell any shallow jokes, such as sexual related story.
• Other general topics
  This including favorite things (books, movies, songs), friends, pets, travel, current events.
• Don't know what to say? Tell her!
  If you got yourself in a situation where you've got nothing to talk about, and your date is noticing the same thing, then you need a desperate move. "Isn’t it awkward when you feel like you have nothing to say?" is a good line. You two can feel a bit relaxed and follow to a conversation about this.

Don't say anything stupid on your first date

First Date Conversation Tips

• Focus on her
  People, especially women, love a good listener. Not just listening, but you need to give full attention. Don't let her catch you forgetting something she said 15 minutes ago.
  
• Make eye contact
  Shows that you are a confident person, really attentive, and got nothing to hide.
• Comments occasionally on what she says
  Don't let her think that she speaks with a statue. Say something like "Me too", "I couldn't agree more", or "That's too bad" on the right moments.
• Aiming for depth
  Always follow up your questions. Don't ask based on the list that you've prepared before, but ask based on her answer to your last question.
• Intimacy
  She needs to know that you asked those questions because you're really care about her answers, not just merely to dug up some information about her.
• First date is not a big deal
  Never think that you're having a first date with love of your life. This is a great mental barrier that can block your mind and make you very tense.
• Avoid the past
  No past lovers and ex conversation.
  

How do you like them? Now, leave your internet for a while and go find yourself a real date to apply those first date conversation topics and tips!

The Definitions of Kiss

"A kiss is the act of pressing one's lips against the body of another. Cultural connotations of kissing vary widely. A kiss may be used to express sentiments of love, passion, affection, respect, greeting, friendship, and good luck, among many others." -- Definition of kiss according to Wikipedia.

You also can find the other definitions of kiss/kissing according to various dictionaries, and they will describe it quite similar with the above sentences. But because this is a humor blog, we searched for the uncommon definitions of kiss according to many disciplines. And here are what we found:

Economics :
Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.

Accountancy :
Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

Algebra :
Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.

Geometry :
Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.



Physics :
Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

Chemistry :
Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

Zoology :
Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.

Physiology :
Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction.

Dentistry :
Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

Statistics :
Kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.

Philosophy :
Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

English :
Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

Architecture :
Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects.

Comp. Science :

What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable

Anyway, kissing is the first step for deeper relationship. If you feel a connection with someone through kissing, and decide to marry or moving together but don't want a baby yet, then you probably want to learn about birth control. Check out this cool image below about "birth control through the ages".

This graphic was designed by Lorena O'Neal, you can check out more of
her work here.

Source:http://www.laboratorytechnician.org

30 Ways to Please Your Girl

Most man usually having a difficult time to understand women, said that they're a complex creatures that hard to understand. Actually that's not completely true, woman just enjoy a little attention and like to be pleased. These are some useful tips on how to treat your lady:

1. Don't hug her friends or your friends which are girls, cause she'll feel left out.

2. Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if it's just for a second.

3. Hug her from behind.

4. Leave her voice messages to wake up.

5. Wrestle with her.


6. Don't go hang out with your ex when shes not with you, you might not realize how badly it hurts her.

7. If you're talking to another girl, when you're done talking, walk over and hug her and kiss her.... let her know she's yours and they aren't.

8. Write her notes or call her just to say "hi"..and not just at night after you've already been out with other girls.

9. Introduce her to your friends . . . as your girlfriend.

10. Play with her hair.

11. Pick her up

12. Get upset if another guy touches her and she doesn't like it.

13. Make her laugh, if you can make her laugh, you can make her do anything.

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms.

15. If she's mad at you, kiss her.

16. If you care about her, then tell her.

17. Every guy should give their girl 3 things: a stuffed animal(she'll hug it every time she goes to sleep), jewelry (she'll treasure it forever), and one of his t-shirts (she'll most likely wear it to bed).

18. Treat her the same around your friends as you do when you're alone.

19. Look her in the eyes and smile.

20. Hang out with her on weekends.

21. Kiss her in the rain.

22. If your listening to music, let her listen too.

23. Remember her birthday and get her something, even if it's simple and inexpensive, it came from YOU. it means all the world to HER. it's the thought that counts.

24. When she gives you a present on your birthday, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it, even if you don't (it'll make her happy.)

25. Girl don't necessarily have to have hour-long conversations every night, but it's nice for them to hear your voice even for a quick hello.

26. Give her what she wants

27. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.

28. Tell her she's beautiful, she needs to know her striving is working.

29. Hang out with her whenever you are free and u should be free to hang with your girlfriend all the time

30. If u care about her...SHOW it!

Note: Boys, this post is NOT a joke and you really should do those things whenever possible, and not the other way around because you think that this only a humorous tips.

Hachiko, Man Should Learn From Him

After watched a good movie recently, I decided to add one more category to this Just Have Fun blog, that is movie section, that will discuss about funny, inspirational, or heart-moving films. Now, the movie that inspired me was the western version of Hachiko, that starred by Richard Gere and Joan Allen.

The Story:

An American adaptation of a Japanese tale about a loyal dog named Hachiko. This very special friend would accompany his master to the train station every day and return each afternoon to greet him after work. Sadly his master departs one day, passes away and never returns to the station.

Hachiko faithfully returns to the same spot at the station the very next day, and every day for the next nine years to wait for his beloved master. During his daily visits, Hachiko touches the lives of many who work near and commute through the town square. He teaches the local people love, compassion and above all unyielding loyalty.


Based on A True Story

In 1924, Hachikō was brought to Tokyo by his owner, Hidesaburō Ueno, a professor in the agriculture department at the University of Tokyo. During his owner's life Hachikō saw him out from the front door and greeted him at the end of the day at the nearby Shibuya Station.

The pair continued their daily routine until May 1925, when Professor Ueno did not return on the usual train one evening. The professor had suffered a heart attack at the university that day. He died and never returned to the train station where his friend was waiting. Hachikō was loyal and every day for the next nine years he waited sitting there amongst the towns folk.

Hachikō was given away after his master's death, but he routinely escaped, showing up again and again at his old home. Eventually, Hachikō apparently realized that Professor Ueno no longer lived at the house. So he went to look for his master at the train station where he had accompanied him so many times before. Each day, Hachikō waited for Professor Ueno to return. And each day he did not see his friend among the commuters at the station.

Professor Ueno's former student returned frequently to visit the dog and over the years published several articles about Hachikō's remarkable loyalty. In 1932 one of these articles, published in Tokyo's largest newspaper, threw the dog into the national spotlight. Hachikō became a national sensation. His faithfulness to his master's memory impressed the people of Japan as a spirit of family loyalty all should strive to achieve. Teachers and parents used Hachikō's vigil as an example for children to follow. A well-known Japanese artist rendered a sculpture of the dog, and throughout the country a new awareness of the Akita breed grew.

Hachikō died on the steps that he waited for his master outside the station on March 8, 1935.

Eventually, Hachiko's legendary faithfulness became a national symbol of loyalty.

The Real Hachiko and his bronze statue in front of Shibuya Station

Still Believe in True Love?

Ever been in love before? Or being cheated by someone you love? Don't worry, that happens almost to everyone, like these pictures below showed. Funny and hilarious, but can be true. Always watch your back! Have fun!